bearmonkey

1. what you name someone when you do not want to have sex with them.

2. what you name someone while making fun of the person who likes him/her

1- "ew, he's a bearmonkey"

2- "oh yeah, you ride that bearmonkey!"

by Joanna T November 12, 2006

fatmonkey

Fatmonkey is a collective of full service digital media professionals dedicated to shining new light on and presenting a different perspective of streetcore talent.Fatmonkey is headquartered in Baltimore, Maryland and operates from Brooklyn, New York, and Tokyo, Japan.

Fatmonkey grew out of the ghetto bass absorbed streets of Miami, Florida as a few boys from the projects who liked skateboarding just as much as they liked basketball

by jane January 12, 2004

Badmankeys

weed

Pass me some badmankeys

by lkg23 June 9, 2009

buttmonkey

somebody who shows no concern wutsoever and doesnt listen to anything anybody is talking about with the mere goal of getting annoying

luis youre such a fucking buttmonkey

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

buttmonkey

a dumb fucking asshole that should be whipped, beaten, and shot ,in that order.

dude, that buttmonkey is scoping on my old lady.lets go beat his punk ass

by SCOTTB May 8, 2003

buttmonkey

(v) to send a message to the incorrect person, especially with disastrous consequences.

Chris buttmonkeyed everyone in the entire company via netmsg. He immediately stood up, walked out of the room, and never returned.

by baldmosher November 9, 2007

buttmonkey

A buttmonkey is a penis put in someones butt.

Have you ever heard of "spanking your monkey"?

by Artimus DarkMorde March 7, 2004