mast batting

Masturbating.

A: BRB, was mast batting and came all over the screen
B: ew.

by drum solo March 30, 2009

Bromating

This act involves two Bros who engage in gay sex and afterwards look at each other and proceed to tell each other, "no homo."

This weekend, my friend Todd and I are going to be bromating.

by TheWeaponX March 6, 2017

Batmaning

Batmaning or to Batman someone is the act of talking to them for an extended amount of time. When or if they turn the opposite direction, mid-conversation, you slip away un-noticed and un-detected. This is the elusive art of...BATMAN(ing)

Batmanee: "So I was looking up pictures of cats the other day, and the weirdest thing happened..."
*Batmanee turns to pick up an object or look at something*
Batmaner: "Oh yeah? What's that?"
*He slyly slips away from the conversation, behind a door or a wall, anything that conceals his entire body*
Batmanee: "It was this picture of..."
*notices there is no more Batmaner*
Batmanee: "Ah shit, I've been Batmaned! I can't believe he was Batmaning me that whole time!"

by SUPERMANWANNABE January 28, 2014

Batting Lefty

To be gay.

Can be batted lefty or bats lefty.

I'm pretty sure Josh is batting lefty.

by Super Sirius July 19, 2009

batting

To masturbate or beat off.

Trent: what are you doing tonight? wanna come to this party?

Mike: ask me later im batting

by omg i am wtf leet December 5, 2007

batting for Boston

slang for one being gay/homo, used by Yankee Fans

Alex, that guy was super gay that i saw at the pier today

ya dude, I heard that guy was batting for Boston

by NYY_Fan June 3, 2008

Batting for Lancashire

An old Yorkshire euphamism for homosexuality said as the person involved is seen as batting for the other team, akin to batting for Boston in the US. Not so common in these more tollerant times as many people no longer see the need to drag the good name of Homosexuality through the mud by comparing it to the population of Lancashire.

Girl One: "He's quite tasty"

Girl Two: You've no chance luv; he's batting for Lancashire

by Tatereater July 10, 2010