batman

Like a hot carl, but you squeeze her tits together and release forming the batman signal across her chest and tits. Think Rorschach inkblot.

Can also be like the superman, but on her front and the sheet is optional.

This chick was heinous, but she had huge bolt-ons. When she fell asleep, I dropped a hot carl, gave her a batman, and wiped my ass on her curtains. Fuck her!

by Big Pauly Pizzle May 1, 2008

batman

To cum into a girl's eye while she is sleeping

1.I batmanned my girl last night, when she opened her eyes she was up for a surprise.
2.I supermanned,spidermanned, and batmanned that bitch until she was all covered with my cum.

by Kyle Springfield October 21, 2007

batman

Stands for a guy with a big penis. This term makes reference to the "Bat" in "Batman", which is commonly used to name a dick in Canada.

This milf has a Batman boyfriend.

by maxsims November 8, 2009

batman

Similar to the Superman, a man places his ejaculate around the waist of a female and then places toilet paper on said ejaculate. The result is a belt of toilet paper that is similar to Batman's utility belt.

Last night, I straight up batmaned that hoe.

by The Bat Cave February 16, 2008

batman

A "superhero" with no powers - just a shitload of cash, bunch of gadgets, and a super-loyal butler!

Superman - "Need any help?"
Batman - "No thanks!" (kicks villain in the crotch)

by zohair March 3, 2008

batman

A superhero with no powers, the only power he has is his wealth

batmans only power is money.

by wooglehead April 16, 2007

batman

I word used in substitution for thats what she said when the actual phrase may be considered inappropriate due to the audience or location.

Jeff: What do you want us to do now?

Coach: Just get on the floor and take whatever i throw you're way!

Jeff: Batman!

Coach: What was that??

Jeff: .....nothing

by Batman! March 18, 2008