Turkish Dragon Bath

The act of performing oral sex on a girl and then vomiting freshly consumed chili into her hatchet wound. This is an intentional act and to be performed properly, you must seal the lips around the opening of the vagina so as to form an airtight seal. You then fill the lucky girls lady parts with burning hot chili vomit. Then with her belly inflated, you violently strike the abdomen, with a two handed hammer strike, similar to spiking a volleyball, spraying yourself with the chili vagina vomit. This, mixed with the small chili particulate matter, acts as an abrasive cleaning solution, similar to Orange Clean commonly used by mechanics.

Bro, so I was going down on this girl after I had just ate some really old chili. I had just changed the oil in my car, and even after scrubbing with a bar of Dove soap, it just was not cutting it. I figured this was the perfect opportunity to grace this girl with the Turkish Dragon Bath. My skin has never been so exfoliated afterwards, but I kinda don't think she's gonna lift the restraining order she took out.

by Bud Outback April 8, 2013

Balthuse

The sweetest possible nickname ever. If you are ever fortunate enough to have the name Balthuse bestowed upon you, then you truly are a lucky individual. Embrace it and try and live up to it.

Have you met Balthuse yet? He is the shit!

by aGiver September 15, 2010

Special Bath

A method of masturbation pertaining to positioning yourself under a running faucet in the bath tub for pleasure; while increasing the water temperature.

Jack passed out early so Jill took a special bath to enhance her date night.

by Special Bath April 25, 2020

go commit toaster bath

One of the worst possible things you can say to someone.

Frank: Go commit die. Jeff: Go commit toaster bath. *Frank dies*

by autisticgenderturtle October 5, 2018

Bum Bath

When a bum or hobo takes a bath in a public restroom sink.

Man I walked into the bathroom and there was a smelly bum taking a bum bath in the sink!

by Brandonthedestroyer December 13, 2009

Bath County Virginia

The small town with a huge hotel right in the middle of main street, with no stop lights, where everyone is your cousin in some way.

Do you take baths up there in bath county virginia?

by bathco07 August 23, 2009

Greek Bath

Similar to a Roman Bath but only involves people of the same sex. Another good ol' fashioned orgy.

Oh man we were so drunk this past weekend we almost had a Greek Bath!

by Greco69 March 7, 2021