one of three situations that smartphone users (regardless you're using iPhone, android, blackberry, windows phone etc) never ever wish to see. another two is low wifi signal and loading moving circle.
Guy A: dude I gonna to check my Facebook whasapp twitter Google blah blah blah.......huh! battery low! I didn't bring my backup battery!
Guy B: hahahahahaha you fail!
Guy B: hahahahahaha you fail!
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From the Derek & Clive album "Ad Nauseam" (1978) :
CLIVE:
Oh, gosh! 'Oh! I'm done for!' I thought: 'Crumbs! If I go to Sir's study he'll get jolly BATEY and probably do all sorts of things'. And when we got in there he said, "I'm jolly cross with you .....for looking at, at Wiggins playing with his willy!"
CLIVE:
Oh, gosh! 'Oh! I'm done for!' I thought: 'Crumbs! If I go to Sir's study he'll get jolly BATEY and probably do all sorts of things'. And when we got in there he said, "I'm jolly cross with you .....for looking at, at Wiggins playing with his willy!"
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Women should never insert something battery powered into their bearded clam in case the battery leaks and burns them, but this doesn't stop Britians ever growing Rampant Rabbit using population.
Women should never insert something battery powered into their bearded clam in case the battery leaks and burns them, but this doesn't stop Britians ever growing Rampant Rabbit using population.
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Gamer 2: then go battery jack your dvd remote's
Gamer 2: then go battery jack your dvd remote's
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Mexican was not the best idea for lunch today. I am going to need to open the bakery within the hour.
Let's take a quick break from the meeting if we can. I need to open the bakery for business. Let's start again in about 10 minutes.
Let's take a quick break from the meeting if we can. I need to open the bakery for business. Let's start again in about 10 minutes.
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