Efren 'Bata' Reyes

World's greatest billiard player; comes from the country the Philippines

Man 1: Dude did you see Efren 'Bata' Reyes pull off that impossible cue stick trick?
Man 2: I know! That's some crazy shit man!

by Antonio October 30, 2006

batatoe

Country ass way of saying potato. Bah-Tay-toe

We're fixing batatoes and green beans, you 'ins want some?

by Magnifeco July 7, 2016

Bataskikan

a scrotum punch that is so hard the persons testicles are lost in their chest

Evan: I was talkin to Dan the other day and he was being a real dick
Amanda:Yea i know what you mean, you should bataskikan him

by Darn Dude June 9, 2017

Batarfed

buh-tarft
adj.
The state of being figuratively double-fisted in the ass by inopportune circumstances. A moment's metaphorical representation of a non-consensual colonoscopy using all 10 digits.

"I got in a car accident yesterday. With having just paid rent, I am feeling very batarfed by the situation."

by Wankha January 2, 2021

ex-batallion

A group of jejemons in the philippines doing rap music and all the useless thing you could ever imagine.

q: Are you an Ex-batallion?
a: putang ina mo ba?

by 123alsdhkjdf January 16, 2018

Bata Bullshitter

A Trent University student who spends most of their time outside the Bata steps talking about things that they pretend to feel, dreams they won't chase, and hoping that staying in school will never allow them to confront their failure to chase their dreams head on.

T: I really want to have my own place, go to grad school, and really live for myself. It's all other peoples' fault that I can't accomplish these things.

N: Trust me, grad school's great. It's alot of fun...wonderful. I dream of being a prof, or just having sway over other peoples' fertile young imaginations because someone torched mine so long ago that it'll render me thoughtless to how I treat others permanently. Academics is the place for me.

Geez, there's alot of Bata Bullshitters out today

by camdamily October 15, 2008

bataa

that guy who is always there for you, incredibly handsome and smart af
also likes to do stuff thats kinda dumb but is also still the best in the class

;) (usually every girls crush)

oh my gosh! did you see bataa?!
i know right, he looked so breathtaking with the sweater!
i wish i could talk to him...

by *lit* November 7, 2019