Bastion

To kidnap an animal for personal use, used often to describe cat napping.

That little girl loved fluffy until some monster bastion’d it and she never saw fluffy again.

by PooFlavin October 13, 2021

Bastion Main

A bastion main is a guy who has no family or life and will never have such things. So, he or she picks the Overwatch character "Bastion," only to fuck with other people's lives. The bastion main can be mainly found in comp & Quick Play, it's their natual habitat.

Man, FUCK that bastion main!

by I_Got_Barzzzzzzzx April 10, 2017

bertation

When someone messes up a sentence beyond recognition.

Well a very very heavay - uh - heaveh bertation tonight. We had a very darist-darison, by, lets go hit teret taysan those to the bet who had the pet

by Thedarison March 7, 2011

bertation

Bertation is a resulting pattern of speech from a stroke victim or a person with a traumatic head injury. The speech is characterized by words and sentences which either make no sense or aren't words at all.

Example would be the report given by sereen branson at the 2011 grammies. She invented the word bertation during her speech malfunction reportedly caused by a "complex migraine"

by johnnybaaad March 6, 2011

bantathon

A prolonged session of banter. That is having amusing, sometimes nonsensical, chat with friends or just generally having fun. The word is derived by combining banter with marathon (since a marathon is a 26 mile long race and thus
takes a long time to complete).

1.'What work did you do in class today?'
'We didn't do any work at all. We just sat around chatting. It was a total bantathon!'

2.'Are you going over to Paul's tonight?'
'Yeh of course, it'll be a bantathon.'

by ali-b May 17, 2006

Bertation

Very he-vay. As coined by Serene Branson of CBS Channel 2 News.

Well a very, very heavy- uh- heavy- divi- bertation tonight. We had a very deras- derason. By- let’s go ahe- teras- tazin- lshtbdt- hedapet.

by Bryanplayspiano March 2, 2011

bakation

/n/. Spending all of your vacation baked and or stoned, but not limited to being high.

Dave: Man I could use a bakation right now

Ryan: What's that?

Dave: Take 3 days off work and bring your bong to my house.

by SalingerfanR September 10, 2013