Bastian

Bastian is the word for an ancient arabic sex toy that was made for women in the late 70's. It was specially made to mingle between the wrinkly lips of a womans private parts.

The archaeologist found an ancinet Bastian. Then he gave it to his wife.

by BiggerDiggerNig- November 1, 2023

bastian

bastian is the cutest funniest smartest guys you could meet, he has pretty eyes and a pretty personality overall. You love the way he talks, smiles and looks you cant get over him because you get emotional and physically attached.

bastian is so good.

by geekedgirl100 March 4, 2024

Bastian

1.A normal name.
2.An insult to somebody called Seb(short for Sebastian) because it sounds like a slur from the 19th century.

1.Bastian Young
2.Noah: This is the Henry Moore archives website!
Seb: Click on this!*touches a redirect
Noah: Oh my, Seb you absolute Bastian!

by xdr5t3evq3q February 20, 2026

Bastian

Name for bass players. Very nerdy. typically considered de-gen.

Our bass player is such a Bastian

by GothMommy27 May 7, 2025

Bastian

A guy who gets cheated on by a chinese girl living in Tokyo.

I got bastian'd. Should have listened to daddy.

by fuckbastian June 3, 2025

Ms.Bastian

I really smart, cool all-around a chill teacher, but get on her nerves, and you are dead meat.

Ms.Bastian is the best teacher ever!

by TheNoFacePerp February 4, 2021

sebass_bastian9

sebass_bastian9 is a popular car spotter that likes boys.

Do you know sebass_bastian9, he likes boys.

by CAR SPOTTER PP March 26, 2023