bathing a cat

No matter what you do, you can't win. A situation so fucked up that it's pointless to try to fix it.

When my wife walked in on me and my girlfriend (who thought i was single), I figured it was best not to talk. It would be like bathing a cat

by Da Man too June 30, 2008

ham bushing

When your old lady's vagina is so hammered out your better off putting a ham in her vagina and pulling the bone out of the center and pounding that hole

Your going to do that chick? She's kind of loose you better use a ham bushing.

by Mike Hunt Dodge November 23, 2014

Carole Baskin

THIS BITCH KILLED HER HUSBAND PUT HIM THROUGH A MEAT GRINDER AND THEN FED HIS ASS TO TIGERS. SHE SHOULD BE PUT IN JAIL

Carole Baskin: KILLED HER HUSBAND WACKING CANT CONVINCE ME IT DIDNT HAPPEN FED HIM TO TIGERS HE SNACKIN CAROLE BASKIN

by swaggycashmmoney23 May 5, 2020

Bathing Suit Shorts

When you run out of shorts and you have start wearing bathing suits as shorts.

Once summer time starts the Bathing Suit Shorts season starts also.

by Gimaf December 18, 2012

Squirrel Bushing

v: the act of a woman inserting a squirrel head-first into her vagina, while leaving the bushy-tail outside of her body.

"I saw it! She has a hairy penis!"
"Naw man, she's just squirrel bushing."

by onceandfuturekingofspain May 25, 2013

Bashing the Bishop

(1) Masturbating
(2) Assaulting a man of the clergy

(1) Crikey that was sum good bishoping.
(2) Bastard vicar!!!!

by Andy Smith October 15, 2003

home-basing

"The act of staying home (vs. going out) to share experiences with family and friends—as in staying in is the new going out. "

A new trend due to the rise of in-home tech like Alexa and Netflix, in-home delivery like Seamless and Blue Apron—cooking night is the new date night, etc.

We're home-basing this weekend
The new home-basing trend

by sailingchance November 10, 2018