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Texas Barking Spider

The Texas Barking Spider: It is a small spider of extremely minute size, though never seen, it always is know by a bark (soft or loud) and an extremely disgusting smell. Often used to pass off blame when one passes gas.
Dude enough with the ass thunder!

no dude , it was a texas barking spider , i swear i saw it over there in the corner.
by insanedockergang April 8, 2011
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Mexican bug-eyed barking rat

A Chihuahua. Not even close to a real dog. They constantly tremble and shiver and lick their dicks.
For decades,breeders and pet stores have been passing off Mexican bug-eyed barking rats as dogs and calling them Chihuahuas
by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011
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Dogs are barking

Feet hurt. This is an old expression, typically associated with the South and especially concentrated around the Appalachian Mountain chain. Older usage didn't connote smelly or dirty feet, just sore feet.

There is a brand of shoe called "Hush Puppy" and it's is named that as a reference to the expression, "My dogs are barking." In the case of the shoe, Hush Puppies are supposedly so comfortable they can quiet your puppies - that is, stop your feet from hurting.
by berber carpet bomb August 6, 2012
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Barking

A place in east London. When people hear it they singet the song barking.
Girl: hey I live in barking
Boy: I might link my ting from Barking
7am in the morning
She's callin', I'm yawnin'
She's jarrin', no stallin'
by EastLondonGirl December 26, 2018
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burping the chair

When a person farts into a particularly soft chair, and the repeat process of getting up and sitting down produces a recreation of the original fart.
The smell of stagnant turds made me realize I was just burping the chair.
by CJStrizzle October 22, 2006
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Basping

A Welsh word native to select parts of South Wales, used when describing something disgusting, sick or unpleasant.
I had a pizza delivered last night and it was absolutely basping.

Who didn't flush? That pan is basping.
by The Lord of Roath September 20, 2014
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Barrington Station Campus

Barrington middle schools are shitshows and hellholes. At station, cliques are beating people up and are high as fuck while getting fingered by their “boyfriend” . You can expect slutty girls wearing the complete basic white girl starter pack and the boys just bring fuckboys in section three. Everyone is super fake and hates each other. They talk behind your back even if you’re right in front of them (they’re fucking idiots) good luck
Barrington Station campus is where fucking satan and his worshippers work
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