Barsexual

College girls who make out with each other at a party for any of the following reasons: (1) They are being hit on by sketchy sketchy men (often stoners or past hook-ups) and they need a cute and permanent exit strategy, (2) the party is lame and they feel the need to entertain, (3) they are very very drunk, (4) they are convinced by horny men with cameras.
*If any of the following situations arise during your own barsexual display, you must either stop and leave the party immediately or enter the witness protection system the next day as those pictures will be going up on facebook whether you like it or not. Try to avoid situations where dirty, horny men are either cheering you on, telling you they don't believe you did it and asking to see it again, are counting the number of seconds you can make out for, or have convinced you that making out with her topless is the only way to do it.

"I was a little confused about those couple incidents at the beginning of the semester. I didn't know if that made me bisexual or just an attention whore. Now I know: I'm just a barsexual"

by i <3 fsc March 31, 2009

Biosexual

When you love everything including men,women,dogs,tress, turtles , you name it

Victor is biosexual since he cant decide if he likes boys or girls , so he loves inanimate objects and trees

by hectic hector June 28, 2011

Jonas Brosexuals

1. Any of the three Jonas Brothers

2. Groups of Pre-Teen fangirls who insist touching each other each time the see the "Joe Bros"

1. Nick, Kevin, and Joe AKA the Jonas Brosexuals

2. *scene: its a sleep over with a bunch of preppy girls watching the jonas brothers on their ipods*

Girls 1-9: OMGeeZ I LOVE the JONAS BROS. *comenses in touching each other*

by Feircedeity0 April 15, 2009

abrosexual but bad

I wanted to do the abrosexual one but couldn’t because there was already a definition for it so I will tell you

your sexuality is a liquid

“I found out I’m abrosexual”
“oh no its 100° celsius rn”
“oh no my sexualityyyyyyyyyyy”

get it because 100° celsius if the evaporation point of water and abrosexual means that your sexuality is a liquid

also I have to include the word in the name so

abrosexual but bad

by give me vagina June 24, 2022

Brosexual

When 3 or more BROS!!!! are hanging out and something happens that can be perceived gay but its not because 3 or more bros are hanging out.

Don, Joe, and Jeff are hanging out drinking white russians and talking about hot chick, Don and Joe pop a broner and Jeff gives them a brojob. But its not gay because 3 or more BROS are hanging out.

Don- Jeff it's cool this doesn't make you gay.

Jeff- Oh it's cool I'm not homesexual I'm brosexual

Joe- I think it's say to say we're all Brosexual

by Broner82 August 8, 2012

Bangsexual

Being attracted only to BTS.

Someone : damn look at that guy he's so hot.

Me : meh, not interested i'm bangsexual

by Coolme113 January 5, 2019

Baesexual

When you only have the hots for meet me top streamer Baerab! When u get wet or hard only for Baerab

I wouldn’t date you considering I am baesexual and ONLY Baerab turns me on!

by ayetati May 4, 2021