A rapist from Rapetown, USA (aka Maryville, MO) who preys on the young and vulnerable/unconscious. His tactics include leaving victims to die in freezing temperatures, calling in political favors from his Grandpappy and encouraging friends to harass victims, or in some instances, even burn down their homes. Matthew is known for his exceptionally long neck and $10 DUI fines.
Mary: Hey, how is that long necked rapist over there not in jail?!
Jane: oh, that's Matthew Barnett. His Grandpappy called in favors for him, including the destruction of evidence.
Mary: hide yo kids, hide yo wife!!
Jane: oh, that's Matthew Barnett. His Grandpappy called in favors for him, including the destruction of evidence.
Mary: hide yo kids, hide yo wife!!
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1. verb: the act of making baked goods and allowing their delicious smells to fill the air but not sharing those baked goods with others.
2. noun: a person who baketeases, or a situation in which baketeasing has occurred.
2. noun: a person who baketeases, or a situation in which baketeasing has occurred.
1. Jen is so rude, she baketeased me last week! When I walked into her house it smelled like chocolate chip cookies, but she didn't offer me any.
2. Dude, I smell cake, and I'm hungry. Don't be a baketease- make sure to give me some of what you made.
2. Dude, I smell cake, and I'm hungry. Don't be a baketease- make sure to give me some of what you made.
by Pismo Pete May 28, 2007
Get the baketease mug.The act of throwing a wad of toilet paper or a paper towel ball into the stall being used by someone who is releasing quite a foul and pervasive smell during his or her bodily process of defecation and while preventing that person from knowing that you were the one who threw it. Can be played by one person or numerous people using the restroom upset by the vile odor.
Jack was stinking up the restroom again, so Dave and I played a round of Basket-stall. I stole the ball made a lay-up it into Jack's stall. Shortly after our victory, we ran off like pussies and laughed our asses off.
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Get the Basket-stall mug.(Roger Keith Barrett) The former front man of the psychadelic force known as Pink Floyd. In his late teens and early twenties he was exposed to fame, hard drugs and a difficult lifestyle. His genious emanates from his songs done with Pink Floyd and as a solo artist. Syd created music that was so abstract and transcendent that it is often misunderstood for a bunch of drug generated bullshit. If you feel the same way, then i feel bad for you... because you're a complete shithead.
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Get the Barrett Wilbert weed mug.Mahi is a basketholler all she does is talk about basketball but honestly at he end she can't even dribble properly
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