bare-handed double play

a regrettable phenomenon, most typically occurring on a diaper table, wherein an undiapered baby "drops a deuce" then encores with a "golden shower", as (s)he is being adjusted to fit into the clean diaper. As the definition implies, the resultant fluids thoroughly coat the adult's hands, typically through a disgusting direct hit. Silently enduring this or laughing aloud is a sure evidence of evolutionary fitness; why else would one tolerate a little person relieving him/herself directing onto one's hands?

While "turning a bare-handed double play" is among the most vaunted and skillful of infielders' defensive plays, it is among the lowest of indignities on the diaper table. Though it does also require quick thinking and defensive maneuvers to keep fluids off clothes and clean diapers and changing pads, any such heroics are outweighed by the hilarious, disgusting and deflating fact of hands covered in baby urine and poop.

by Henry's Dad August 28, 2010

bare foot and pregnant

a housewife, or just some one who doesn't do anything but produce babies and take care of them while the husband or boy friend does all the important stuff like brining home the bacon.

I didn't date Jhonny because he wanted me bare foot and pregnant.

by chri18 September 30, 2007

bare-backing-back-packing

To go on an adventurous trip into the wild with a minimal of tools. Both literary and metaforicly.

Will: Let`s head over into that patch of brambles! and take off your shirt and pants, we`re going bare-backing-back-packing.

Barry: I`ll bring the flashlight!

by rangourthaman July 6, 2009

Bare-knuckle hand-pull

A specialty service provided by many Korean massage parlors

“Yo, the cops just raided that Korean massage joint around the corner!”
“For real??”
“Yeah, they got busted for serving out $15 bare-knuckle hand-pulls.”

by Lopsin June 22, 2024

Ten past bare

A phrase used to represent a long period of time, or a particularly late time.

Guy 1: Dude how late do you wanna stay here till?
Guy 2: I dunno, ten past bare

by coo coo cawho April 28, 2013

pull bare

The ability to pull anyone they want

Mate, he's a leg, he's absolutely pull bare

by Banter fairy April 18, 2018

sad faggot who plays runescape while he's having an operation cos he cant bare to be away from runescape for to long

Lucas

Lucas is a sad faggot who plays runescape while he's having an operation cos he cant bare to be away from runescape for to long nerd. His mum is a slag.

by Danzzzzzzzz November 9, 2010