Bavarian Stove

Earlier name of the Cleveland Steamer. Popular amongst the crowned heads of Europe in the nineteenth century.

Victoria was most amused when Albert unhooked himself from his trousers and gave her a Bavarian Stove.

by Gajira July 28, 2009

Bavarian Cupcake

Applies to heterosexual and homosexual partners alike.
The standing partner leans slightly forwards. The other partner kneels behind, tonguing the bumhole and massaging the pubic region.
Just prior to climax, the standing partner defecates in the mouth of the kneeler.
Then, they turn around to ejaculate over the mouth-poo.
The kneeler then tears a handfull of pubes off the stander and sprinkles them over the mouth-poo-cum cupcake.
The cupcake is then eaten by both partners.

Friend #1: Hey Sarah.. you have terrible breath today..

Friend #2: Yeah sorry dude, last night I shared a Bavarian Cupcake with Steve..

Friend #1: I read about those on Urban Dictionary... I thought it was just a joke- How was it?

Friend #2: It was exactly like the definition.. tasteless and corny.

by major_overlord August 20, 2013

barbarian wedding

A sexual act resulting in lamentation; rape.

You hear about the new quarterback, Kirk? He just got arrested for giving some chick a barbarian wedding.

by CapAp August 9, 2006

Santa Barbarian

A dyed-in-the-wool resident of the coastal city of Santa Barbara in Southern California.

The Santa Barbarians are a peculiar lot: they like the environment but don't get between them and their SUV's and pick-ups.

by M. M. Cooper November 1, 2007

Barbarian

a person without education , culture or refinement

or

a foreigner

look at him ! he's totally Barbarian .

by GatDat March 20, 2009

barverian death mask

to place your anus over someones nose & place ur testicals over the eyes of a passed out friend

to properly perform the Barverian death mask a firm seal is required around the nose , feel free to fart

by tha Crab July 23, 2007

bavarian goggles

During the act of 69'ing, the balls of the partner on top seat themselves on the partner on bottom's eyes, in much the same way goggles would rest on ones eyes.

Fuck rose-colored glasses, you should see how good life looks through bavarian goggles.

by Mike Lawyer November 12, 2003