Bardarian

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A Bardarian is not the smartest of all creatures. He usually makes his presence known at the most awkward of times. He wanders through life as if he is wanted, but in actuality, is an annoying little fucker who constantly asks, 'Is is cool if I'm here?' Also, every morning, in the course of taking a piss and showering, he feels the need to "dab you up" (give you a high five) at least 7 times. Clearly the most annoying thing to ever walk out of a vagina.

"God Steve! Why are you being such a Bardarian!?"

"Oh I'm sorry bro!"

Bardarian by Superlygers February 16, 2009

Words you can keep

bardarian

Ever played DND? Ever heard of Stereotypes? This is a bitch that's rich from blood, or is it stud?! Need I explain more? NO!

DM: Ready?
Player one: Ready!
Bardarian 2: And give us some heady!
DM: Oh god... it's the nympho...

bardarian by nah idiot June 17, 2022

bavarian handshake

The act of passing one's hand through one's own lederhosen crotch flap, to shake someone else's hand. Popular at German (and German-themed) festivals.

Franz's Bavarian handshake caught me off guard--but what a grip!

bavarian handshake by Lawrence Main June 25, 2017

barbarias

A female savage.

Betsy was a Barbarias-Bitch, you didn't fuck her ....she fucked you.

barbarias by Nikki Stixx December 9, 2018

bavarian bell tower

See Dutch Marines

Bavarian Bell Tower? Why does that sound like something I don't want to look up on Urban Dictionary?

bavarian bell tower by Montgomery Patton December 12, 2018

Confederate Barbarian Theory.

Confederate Barbarian Theory is a very advanced theory in history, which combines elements from mathmatics, economics, and philosophy relating to the civil war and its causes. While the common man might say slavery or a well educated man might say closer to southern aggression to civilization and freedom might be the cause of the civil war the intellectual man will know the logical conclusion of this. It is in opposition to retarded lost cause theories which content the confederacy worthy of being part of western civilization.

Confederate Barbarian Theory disproves entirely lost cause cuckery with facts, logic, and remaining true to General SHERMAN. It states that the confederates were barbarians whomst sought to destroy freedom, America, civilization, and liberty in order to forge a new dark age of evil where evil weak men would enslave strong superior men.

Weak men say: war of northern aggression
normie men say: civil war
strong men say: war of southern aggression
SRTONK MAN SAY: Confederate Barbarian Theory.

Confederate Barbarian Theory. by TheS August 11, 2022

Bavarian bell tower

A famous landmark in iSorrowproductions' American Dream Theme Park

"Aww man, I wanna go to the American Dream Theme Park to see the Bavarian Bell Tower!"

Bavarian bell tower by SansLeEpicSkeleton December 12, 2018

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026