Bardarian 

A Bardarian is not the smartest of all creatures. He usually makes his presence known at the most awkward of times. He wanders through life as if he is wanted, but in actuality, is an annoying little fucker who constantly asks, 'Is is cool if I'm here?' Also, every morning, in the course of taking a piss and showering, he feels the need to "dab you up" (give you a high five) at least 7 times. Clearly the most annoying thing to ever walk out of a vagina.

"God Steve! Why are you being such a Bardarian!?"

"Oh I'm sorry bro!"

Bardarian by Superlygers February 16, 2009

bardarian 

Ever played DND? Ever heard of Stereotypes? This is a bitch that's rich from blood, or is it stud?! Need I explain more? NO!

DM: Ready?
Player one: Ready!
Bardarian 2: And give us some heady!
DM: Oh god... it's the nympho...

bardarian by nah idiot June 17, 2022

bavarian handshake 

The act of passing one's hand through one's own lederhosen crotch flap, to shake someone else's hand. Popular at German (and German-themed) festivals.

Franz's Bavarian handshake caught me off guard--but what a grip!

bavarian handshake by Lawrence Main June 25, 2017

barbarias 

A female savage.

Betsy was a Barbarias-Bitch, you didn't fuck her ....she fucked you.

barbarias by Nikki Stixx December 9, 2018

bavarian bell tower 

See Dutch Marines

Bavarian Bell Tower? Why does that sound like something I don't want to look up on Urban Dictionary?

bavarian bell tower by Montgomery Patton December 12, 2018

Confederate Barbarian Theory. 

Confederate Barbarian Theory is a very advanced theory in history, which combines elements from mathmatics, economics, and philosophy relating to the civil war and its causes. While the common man might say slavery or a well educated man might say closer to southern aggression to civilization and freedom might be the cause of the civil war the intellectual man will know the logical conclusion of this. It is in opposition to retarded lost cause theories which content the confederacy worthy of being part of western civilization.

Confederate Barbarian Theory disproves entirely lost cause cuckery with facts, logic, and remaining true to General SHERMAN. It states that the confederates were barbarians whomst sought to destroy freedom, America, civilization, and liberty in order to forge a new dark age of evil where evil weak men would enslave strong superior men.

Weak men say: war of northern aggression
normie men say: civil war
strong men say: war of southern aggression
SRTONK MAN SAY: Confederate Barbarian Theory.

Confederate Barbarian Theory. by TheS August 11, 2022

Bavarian bell tower 

A famous landmark in iSorrowproductions' American Dream Theme Park

"Aww man, I wanna go to the American Dream Theme Park to see the Bavarian Bell Tower!"

Bavarian bell tower by SansLeEpicSkeleton December 12, 2018