Barcode

term given to a person when they submit to the wage slave life and are content and submissive...
Its a way of saying person who dosn't give a shit about anything but thier custy job, family, watching TV and Drinking Starbucks coffee, working a menial job and other mediocre shit. Basically a fucking Normie that submits to everything and is like a cog in the machine... they care only about what they can buy and who they can fuck to get higher up in the chain of life... Bascially they are just consumers of bullshit and Don't have any humanity or individuality.

Bob: Hey Jerry, Lifes such a shit den mate...
Jerry: Tell me about It I work with a fucking team of barcodes and It makes me sick, all they care about is stupid shit

by SovietSpaghetti June 9, 2017

Barcodes

Nickname for Newcastle United Football Club - currently of the English Premier League - describing the black-and-white striped jerseys worn by the team during home games.

Said jerseys somewhat resemble the machine-readable product ID printed on retail packaging (hence "barcode") - though the shirts worn by NFL referees are a closer match.

Christ, is Owen injured again? Who are the Barcodes going to sign to replace that twat?

by Flowmastah September 16, 2008

The BarCode Triangle

The temporary disappearance of the barcode when you're at the self-checkout station in the supermarket. Despite your attempts to rotate the product around and around and upside down, you can't seem to find the barcode.

The BarCode Triangle exists for a short period of time.

by Ae5Ea8 April 13, 2015

dutch barcode

the act of ejaculating into a woman's (or man's) anus as they being to take a massive shit. while both ingredients are flowing out of the butt hole, the man who initially ejaculated licks between the cheeks and swallows the goods.

I got a dutch barcode last night, i still can't use the toilet.

by Tyler Mulvenna November 25, 2010

barcedes

cooler filled full of alcohol at a Mercedes Benz car's trunk...

Let go party at my barcedes....!

by francoy209 June 20, 2011

barcode

skids in your underwear

after a fart "oh no i think i've barcoded my pants"

by Shiftyspursfan September 22, 2005

barade

to party it up (i.e. turn up)

Ally, Ashley, and Katerina barade in the tiny dorm room.

by The Baraders November 8, 2013