crash bandicoon

A baboon that crashes into everything in its sight!

Oh no!!
Look at that crash!!
What a mess that baboon has made!!
He just crashes into everything!!

What a crash bandicoon!!!

by Makunt Izichi II October 27, 2023

Crash Bandicoot

The act of punching someone directly in the butthole.

"I'm going to Crash Bandicoot that guy Chad wearing a bluetooth headset at the bar."

by Dagital November 29, 2011

bandicoot

1. An animal of some sort...

2. can describe how something was (like a bandicoot)

Dude 1: Oh man, that thing went high like a bandicoot!
Dude 2: Oh yeah it did!

by Poncho June 20, 2003

bandicooting

the act of squeezing and twisting a dogs balls until it starts to squeal and yelp

pooley enjoys bandicooting eddie because he is a weirdo

by dfjldafhrkfjzn,m January 24, 2008

bandicoot

Verb.

1.) To go crazy on a rampage
2.) to spin into people and things at random times

1.) Gawde!! i feel like i need to go on a Bandicoot!!!!
2.)Hey jhon, go bandicoot that group of guys over there!

by CRASHING87 December 20, 2007

a crash bandicoot

recieving a blow job whilst playing on crash bandicoot

mate, my girlfriend came round last night and gave me a crash bandicoot!

by sar2k10 June 24, 2010

Ass Bandicoot

People who play the video game Crash Bandicoot, They are ass bandits for it and thats why

"dude did you see that jobless stoner playing Crash Bandicoot?

yeah bro I did he is an ass bandit, haha ass bandicoot, I mean what kind of faggot plays thats shit anyway, well the kind who like their shit pushed in, thats who

by 0342578-20157=572 vnqfd May 25, 2009