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Conception Balm

Obviously semen but more specifically semen used as a lubricant after the performance of a creampie. In most cases, the person providing the semen will be the conception balm user at the time of second sexual encounter. If someone else is using your conception balm, it is simply sloppy seconds.
The second time is the best, especially when I leave behind some conception balm.
by RedRedRed Red May 25, 2016
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pam balam

"Black Betty had a child (Pam Balam),

The damn thing gone wild (Pam Balam)."
by Mary Jen July 26, 2017
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badum tish

that sound after someone makes a corny joke
two drum sounds and a cymbal
Why'd the cookie go the hospital?
Because he was feeling crumby!

badum tish
by walrus42 February 22, 2009
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Balmcassr

The insoluble cations of the sulfate ion: Barium, Lead, Mercury (I), Calcium, Silver, Strontium.
"Hey chem dawg, what's the rule for SO4 2-?"

"Balmcassr, dude!"
by Silver Copide (AgCu) November 26, 2009
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Balam

Balam is the type of guy who is funny and can make you laugh he is a guy who is very stupid and sarcastic when answering questions when he gets called he likes to play video games. Balam will always be at your side to make you smile and keep secrets. He will stand up for you and some times talk back. He can be serious about some things that he cares about. He can be very confusing. He is sneaky. And is a troublemaker. He will stare at you and look away when you look up when he likes you.
Balam : jaguar
by Heyyyyyyitsmeeeeee July 17, 2018
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balamory

Balamory is a completely insane scotland-based show designed for pre-school children, but has managed to gain a cult following from all ages.

The show revolves around the small island comminity Balamory in Scotland. Is incredibly hilarious when watched with the sign language dude. -imitates-

Miss Hoolie appears in every episode and the nursery worker, and has very creepy eyes, annoyingly perfect hair and an equally annoying voice.

Archie the inventor IS THE BEST CHARACTER (just to clear anything up. -points at Jenhen and laughs-) He makes "inventions" from cardboard and yoghurt pots and all sorts of random shit. Lives in a pink castle and wears a lot of pink. Has man breasts.

PC Plum is the resident policeman and is a complete twat. Quite obviously has a thing for Miss Hoolie. Is not the best character, though he is sweet. -pats him on the head-

Josie Jump just annoys the hell out of me with her insane bounciness. So I'm writing nothing. NOTHING AT ALL. NOTHING TO SEE HERE MOVE ALONG 8D

Spencer is the painter and musician on the island, though he can play bugger all and can't even fake playing the guitar properly.

Edie McCredie is the annoying bitch who drives some random bus and apparently has travelled around the world.

Susie Sweet and Penny Pocket own some sort of shop-cafe-thing that always has just what the customer wants right at the front of the shop. Convenient, eh?
Balamory is not just for little kids! Us teenagers can watch it too!
by Fuyuko May 2, 2004
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Balmpot

A well used Scottish word (normally used in Glasgow) to describe a headcase, or a person slightly unstable usually through drink.
Och no hen, I'm no gonnae be oot drinking with that wee balmpot Stevie the neet.
by Jimmy Bastart August 3, 2009
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