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99 red balloons

An adjective acting as a noun that describes a person in possession of pretty much every kind of STD. These include but are not limited to: bacterial vaginosis, chancroid, donovanosis, gonorrhea, lymphogranuloma venereum, non-gonococchal urethritis, staph infection, syphilis, tinea cruris, yeast infection, adenovirus, viral hepatitis A B C D and E, Herpes simplex, HIV/AIDS, HTLV 1 and 2, genital warts, cervical cancer, anal cancer, molluscum contagiosum, mononucleosis, Kaposi's sarcoma, Crabs, Scabies, and trichomoniasis.
Alex: Hot damn bro...See that jailbait? I'd love to tap that.
Micah: Don't be such a dumbass, she definitely has 99 red balloons.
Alex: True. I wouldn't want my crabs to get herpes.
by LilSwagga November 9, 2009
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Ballon D’Or Mentality

Elite way of thinking that leads to dominating the opponent.
Adrian: Bro I went on an absolute bender last night and I lost my soul! But I aced the exam the next day!

Gabe: Brooo you have the Ballon D’Or mentality!
by Eatspeedrecords October 10, 2022
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Jason Ballins

This is what you call a true alpha male. One who is in their peak with no signs of slowing down. One who is known to draw envy from little dick energy individuals. The Lebron James of social graces.
"you see the guy over their banging all the hot dudes? Total Jason Ballins move."
by JasonBallins January 24, 2019
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Contraception balloons

A simple, elegant, yet effective word for condoms.
Contraception balloons for safe, protective sex.

"Darling, have you got any contraception balloons?"

"Why yes, my love. I have some contraception balloons"
by Minty Lamb June 11, 2021
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8 Ballon D'ors

Messi has 8 Ballon D'ors!
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
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big fat balloons

Big fat Balloons is the name for a pretty good private snapchat story, that brings quality content to the table every single day, for it’s equally amazing viewers.
“Ohhh have u seen that snapchat story, it’s name is big fat balloons.”
Oh my god yeh I’ve seen that, it’s pretty lit to be honest, I’ve heard only the most elite people make it on there.”
“Yes that’s very true.”
by Big fat ballooon April 22, 2019
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Balloons

A woman's breasts, AKA boobs, tits, jugs, hooters, knockers.
Wouldn't you just like to suck the air out of her balloons?
by Jorrald K. Meview June 30, 2006
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