Bladed Ballon

The act of extreme gaping. An act of anal persecution and outlawed by the Genanal Convention.

F: Why is there blood in my bed?
M: You asked me for a bladed ballon.

F: Isn’t that outlawed?

by Bladed Ballon Activist April 3, 2020

Ballon kids

a group of crackhead homosexuals with a token straight and absolutely no will to live.
they also may have a strange obsession with the movie IT.

wow, they are definitely ballon kids.

by KarateGirl October 15, 2020

Water Ballon Fight

A water ballong fight is when you and a significant other use condoms as water ballons. or have condoms full of cum and throw then at eachother

Girl-"Want to have a water ballon fight"
Guy-"Sure i would love to smash"

by JDM_Dolo May 24, 2017

used ballons

Used Condom.

I found used ballons under my mothers bed.

by Hehwhaha June 2, 2016

Ballon Knot

A butthole on a person or animal.

Tommy and Johnny like to tickle each other in the Ballon Knot

by Average Adult August 4, 2021

Ballon Peeball Incident

The cum bucket room for mexicans and asians get fucked in the ass all anal positions while watching my little pony and having their penis closed off for ones who’s are too small to be top and to get bottom fucked.

Half Credit: WWW.COMPASS

Uncle Edward was in a Ballon Peeball Incident.

by Fishnuggets66 June 2, 2023

7 Ballon D'ors

USED to be Messi.

Messi used to have 7 Ballon D'ors until yesterday.

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023