ballhootin

lose control, skid, slide, have no control of, slide in a vehicle completely out of control, ballhootin, North Carolina Mountain term meaning that you're along for the ride until the vehicle stops.

We lost control and ballhooted down the mountainside., we lost control and went ballhootin.

by The Red Hill Tattler February 13, 2014

BallhexagonBall

BallhexagonBall is in reference to the user on reddit.com who created a meme about wanting to partake in sexual intercourse with the fictitious character Scrapbaby.

BallhexagonBall is the only person I've seen that wants to bang Scrapbaby.

by Nikpmuq July 19, 2020

Ballzheimer's Disease

When a male is in the midst of sexual relations with a female and accidentally utters a different women's name.

Rob: So me and Tracy broke up.

Frank: Really? What happened?

Rob: Well she was going down on me and I yelled out Debbie. She got all pissed off and left.

Frank: Ah. Ballzheimer's Disease.

by Joe Fist January 23, 2009

ballcuzy

When you Place your nuts in a bowl of warm water. and then have a girl put a straw into the bowl and blow bubbles under your balls. Rubber ducky is optional of course.

Do you want to practice Ballcuzy?

by j0fas May 20, 2016

ballhang

The hanging of ones balls in disbelief

Neil, you may think your the great Nez-Nello but that's just ballhang

by Blindboy June 16, 2004

Balloch

A wee toon on the Bonnie Bonnie Banks of Loch Lomond in Dunbartonshire Scotland. It is where the River Leven meets Loch Lomond (the biggest loch in Scotland), popular with tourists and locals who enjoy hiking, boating and a few confused ones who come looking for the monster.

A famous folk song was written for the Balloch area:


You tak the high road an' I'll tak the low
an' I'll be in Scotland afore ye

For me an' my true love will ne'er meet again
on the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.

by brawquine April 19, 2009

Ballzheimers

The outrageous and perverted sense of courage old men acquire upon realize how little they have to lose. Those diagnosed with ballzheimers can be commonly spotted groping young women in line at stores, or shouting out absurd rants at strangers.

Old guy shouts across the geriatric ward: "Hey, Betty! Bring that fine ass over here and twerk it for me girl!"
Nurse: "Look, Harvey, your ballzheimers is getting way out of hand. Just sit back, be quiet, and finish your Tapioca."

by captmurk December 26, 2013