baldy bean 

When a girl is licking your balls and you are gentleman enough to make a batch of baked beans so she doesn't have to suffer from the taste of your sweaty ball sweat. It acts as a "chaser" in a way so she doesn't have to swollow gross ball sweat and instead eat some tasty beans.

Jake: "dude this bitch was slobbing on my nuts last night."
Steve: "did you make her some beans?"
Jake: "why the fuck would I do that?"
Steve: "bro it's common courtesy. You gotta give her a baldy bean so she doesn't have the ball sweat taste on her mouth.

Jake: "why doesn't she just get some listerine or brush her teeth?"
Steve: "fuck you."

baldy bean by jabu1394 March 6, 2014

baldy boy 

Folically challenged individual.

That Dave Steele is a Baldy Boy

baldy boy by Dave Steele September 29, 2003

Baldy Locks 

From nictionary ( Nicki minaj's words )

Baldy locks means : good head.

Damn, last nite i got some Baldy Locks !

Baldy Locks by Moroccan.Dyme December 14, 2009

baldy will

A man called "Will" whos a wigger with no hair

Hey you over there whats it like to have no hair, is it hot or is it cold? HOW SHOULD I KNOW IM NOT A BALDY

baldy will by Monkey Spanker August 22, 2004

Baldy Pissypants 

When you take a member of the squad on a post-exam trip to the northern capital of debauchery and blasphemy and they are unable to control themselves to the point where no-one knows how they made it home apart from the evidence of TWO piss-stained mattresses and the bed sheets that had to be thrown out the window the next morning, despite the fact they slept right next to the bathroom. This goofy looking creting can often be found with soggy trousers and what appears to be an intentionally shaved head.

Tim 'Look over there Jimmer, that hotel seems to be waving surrender from the flagpole outside reception'
Jimmer 'Nah Tim, that's just the piss soaked bed sheets they had to throw out the window after some Baldy Pissypants stayed there last night'

Baldy Pissypants by Hoora Tempah February 19, 2013

baldy badger 

A fat baldy fanny, but can also mean a bald man in his 40's.

Example 1:

John: Fucking laughing teacakes here mate.
Mark: Why?
John: Our lass has just text me a picture of her baldy badger, smooth sailing tonight when I get in.

Example 2:

John: Take a gander at that goon over there, looks like a right baldy badger doesn't he?
Mark: Aye.

baldy badger by BanterWagonn March 12, 2014

Baldy from Baldymoore 

Da "totally chrome-domed" dude from Maryland.

Baldy from Baldymoore may indeed not have any cranium-cushioning worth braggin' about, but at least he saves a bundle on barber-fees.

Baldy from Baldymoore by QuacksO November 1, 2018