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balko

A term used in gay pornography to refer to a man with a giant penis and/or anus.
Ryan: Prepare to be rock Pat! I am a Balko!!!!!

Pat: Rock me, then, you silly chicken head!
by ryan fearon February 29, 2008
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balamory

The decent excuse to watch kids tv when you are working from home.
The cast concern me greatly. Nice to see that the Beeb has managed to keep every politically correct section of society at bay for the time being.

Miss Hoolie - Hairstyle has been set with hairspray that wouldn't move in a force 9 gale. Obviously designed for Scotland. Only wears shades of green and waves at everyone. Seems to unwittingly control the lives of everyone in Balamory so I can only assume some form of mafia protection thing going on.

PC Plum - Line dances...

Spencer - Got bored and just painted houses any colour he pleased.

Edie - Maniac driver if the opening titles are anything to go by. 60mph to a dead stop in less than a second. PC Plum doesn't even book her.

Archie - Pink castle, what next... an invention that works perhaps?

Josie Jump - Tries to get everyone fit. She is losing to the deep fried everything culture she is living in.
by jaseb June 6, 2004
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balakubak

A Filipino word for dandruff. White flakes that are on the skin of your head, itchy and falls off.
My head is itchy, i think i have dandruff.
May balakubak ako, gusto mo?
by smugmonk February 24, 2009
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balado

Balado means ‘wall of stone’ in gaelic and is found in Galicia, northwest of Spain.

Balado is a very uncommon surname, however they are known to be a fatherless and an indian.
Did you see Balado?
Yeah, I heard she’s fatherless.
by i need to pee though May 11, 2023
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R Balakrishnan

A hotness look .

a Indian men , a Mastermind , who stands for humanity, a motivational speaker.
by R Balakrishnan November 22, 2021
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Balamokeu

I just won the lotto! Balamokeu!!!
by Biff September 24, 2004
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Balabooshka

A loud boisterious fart that resembles the sound of a dying foghorn.

Balabooshka's tend to be sneaky unexpected but can clear a room with in a moment.
Tom cleared the room when he made a balabooshka in his pants.

That balabooshka knocked over the walls of my cubicle and the smell caused three customers to pass out in the showroom
by Dirty McNasty February 4, 2010
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