barsexual

When an in the closet gay man, gets drunk at the bar and makes out with other men to show off that he doesn't have to be gay to make out with other dudes.

Roberto pulled a barsexual on JD last night.

by Humper38475 January 29, 2009

Barsexual

A non-gender-specific (nomrally sober) person who usually arrives at the bar near closing with the primary mission of finding someone drunk enough to have sex with.

I see the barsexual has arrived on cue tonight - picking up Gina (wallowing in her own vomit) - promising her a safe ride home - resulting in sloppy sex leading to much regret and vows of sobriety.

by Misanthropic71 March 24, 2008

bikesexual

Describing someone who enjoys performing sexual acts on a bike.

A:"so the new guy I'm seeing is definitely bikesexual"
B:"how do you know?"
A:"He propped me up against my biked and banged me"

by biked May 30, 2010

Bikesexual

When you just dig bikes that much...

You see that guy, Ian?
Yeah, I heard he's bikesexual.
Yeah he humps his bike

by thisisbikesexual December 2, 2017

Blakesexual

It means you’re in love with Bellamy Blake or Octavia Blake from the series “The 100”.

Lincoln: I think i’m in love with Octavia Blake.
Bellamy: That means you’re Blakesexual

by klaunees January 2, 2021

beaversexual

When you are extremely attracted to beavers.

I am very attracted to beavers. Therefore, I am beaversexual.

by ChipFunni June 2, 2021

Bakosexual

A sex cult dedicated to Bako, where all other sexual relations are sub-par

Sorry I'm not interested, I'm a Bakosexual

by Spalex June 27, 2022