Baked Potato

When you constantly slap a brown girl’s ass for hours when having sex and it comes out burning hot and red at the end.

Girl: why is my ass so hot and red ?

Guy: cuz I kept slapping it. now you’re a baked potato

Girl: yes I am

Guy: yes

by So much ruckus June 1, 2018

Baked Potato

Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.

Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.

by Uncle Samaclause September 21, 2022

Thrice baked potato

The act of farting in a half full can of pringles.

I once let my friend eat a thrice baked potato.

by Drock800 August 13, 2023

Baked Potato

The act of knocking a person out, shitting in their mouth, ( closing the mouth)waiting around to see the reaction when they realize there's a turd in their mouth.

"Dude you should have the fac

Look on his face when he woke up to a baked potato!!!!

by JimmyT March 13, 2015

twice baked potato

A turd that has been replaced in the butthole then crapped out a second time.

My leg was asleep and I didn't feel like getting up so I just grabbed a floater out of the toilet and stuck it back in for a twice baked potato.

by c. rollz October 19, 2013

Alabama Baked Potato

The act of having sex in an oven (often 350 degrees), and afterwards rolling in bacon and smuthering eachother in ranch dressing. After that, the go eat baked potatoes and give eachother black names.

Brad: Yo' I banged Danielle last night, she was delicous and i ended up calling her Sha'NayNay!

Scott: That sounds like a delicous alabama baked potato!

by CoolFatandWhite April 20, 2011

the baked potato

a very homosexual act, rumored to last upwards of 3 years. see baked potato

adam likes the baked potato

by Wally Zerbuiac August 31, 2005