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Barketability

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How well a person can promote themselves in a bar environment to people they are trying to impress or have sex with.
That chick with the big breasts wears low cut shirts to improve her barketability.

Buying drinks, being funny, working out, dance skills and dressing well can all improve your barketability.
by JCo292 November 15, 2012
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Nick Barker

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An amazing guy who is willing to give everyone the benefit of the doubt. He’s sees the good in everyone and everything. He would stop to help anyone in need, without anything in return.

He is funny and quite inappropriate at times, but he always makes the people around him laugh. He doesn’t always say what he means, but he has the best intentions.

He’s cute, but not so cute that you wouldn’t want to bring him home to your mothers. He’s kind and reasonable. He will always open his mind to other ideas and opinions. He is not only willing to grow but wants to better himself always.

He can be too hard on himself, but he’s an exceptional guy! You want a Nick Barker in your life!
Is your life fulfilling? Well it will be once you meet a Nick Barker.
by Mossome May 9, 2019
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Bob Barker'd

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To spay or neuter. After Bob Barker's famous lines, "have your pets spayed or neutered", at the end of every show.
by blastulation June 29, 2010
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This is the opposite of "Look who the cat dragged in"
Tom-Look who the dog barked in

Jim-Hahaha look who the cat dragged in
by I coin this term December 27, 2019
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carnival barker

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A bloviating, pathologically narcissistic douchebag with a combover who demands peoples' birth certificates.
Donald Trump is a carnival barker; he won't stop asking for Obama's birth certificate
by Reality355 May 18, 2011
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The state of being insanely high after consuming massive amounts of weed in which you get strong urges to freestyle and record them on garageband with other barked buddies.
Ah man I'm so barked right now... Lets go lace a track.
by Keggalos October 26, 2010
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BARKEL

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Acronym for the Seattle suburbs of Bothell, Auburn, Redmond, Kirkland, Edmonds and Lynnwood. A breeding ground that produces sleazy aggressive cougars who prey on young Seattle men at bars and restaurants.
Clete was wasted and totally fucked that BARKEL last night
by Joshwa F January 11, 2008
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