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Bagshot

The act of bringing a man to climax through either oral sex or the use of your hands. Then guarding your face with your left hand, punching the victim in the scrotum with a back, forward, back motion, Creating a sense of nausiating pleasure.
"My ex gave me a bagshot last night, it was such a conflicting moment emotionly!" Said Dale
by Thomas Ford. June 11, 2008
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Batshit-fucking-nuts

Intensely over the top effed up shit.

More so that Batshit crazy
Everyone knows that chick is batshit-fucking--nuts.

Billy Joel's piano prelude to 'Angry Young Man' is batshit-fucking-nuts
by Catschnell February 3, 2009
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bragshit

Combination of bragging and bullshit used to describe stories told by losers that are obviously untrue and are being told as a cry for attention or respect from whoever is unlucky enough to be listening.
That's bragshit.
by Jekko212 September 2, 2010
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batshit crazy

someone who has absolutely nothing to lose. batshit crazy people are different from regular crazy people because of their attitude and activities. a regular crazy person would shoot at a plane with a pistol. a batshit crazy person will jump off of one plane with a knife in their hands, onto another, break the glass and kill the pilot ... and land safely. in order to be truly batshit crazy the person must do the most outrageous things every and still return safely.
crazy: throw a brick through your window

batshit crazy: throw a brick through your window, call the cops, wait for them to arrive, tell them what they did, and still get away.
by maximushyrule June 16, 2008
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Batshit Crazy

Word meaning "certifiably insane" Origin comes from the fact that bat feces contain an organism called Histoplasm Capsulatum that infects the brain of any host in which it infects and causes them to act psychotic.
The guy found out the paternity test results and went batshit crazy!!!
by medic1 August 12, 2014
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bigshitter

Someone who uses big words to make them sound important or smarter than they really are.
My son's teacher always talks to the kids like he is some bigshitter.
by rocketrider13 September 14, 2007
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banshits

Banshits is used to describe the little shits who love to scream and cry like wild fucking banshees while you are just trying to pick up a gallon of milk at the store (and a box of condoms)
"Attention valued customers: would the parent of the little banshits please shut them the fuck up, thank you."

"Danny: Hey Jeff what are you going to eat on your break?
Jeff: I might go to my car and eat some buckshot if those banshits don't shut the hell up."
by PoopyBeeHole October 7, 2017
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