bacontarian

A person who lives to eat bacon on everything. One who believes everything takes better with bacon!

Bob: Yeah, I like bacon cheese burgers!

Mack: Well I am a bacontarian. I eat bacon on everything... bacon burgers, bacon on pizza, bacon on dogs, bacon on steak, bacon on ice-cream.....

Bob: Ho down monkey Mack! Get! a! grip!

by Pizzamaster November 18, 2010

Baconism

A religion preached by the wild kivis. A well known group is the wild kivis of Nebraska, who widely praise this religion. This is a religion, in which people ONLY eat Bacon. They're God is Lord Bacon (bacon be with him) and the traditional "Baconmas" Dinner is a chicken with a turtle, wrapped in Bacon, deep fried and smothered in cheese and chocolate.

They also have a pope, whois currently Adam Richman, the "Man vs Food" guy. Next in line for the pope is Harley Morenstein from Epic Meal Time, and the prophet of 'Lord Bacon' is known as Ethan Kivlahan.

Did you see Ethan the other day, eating 30 tonnes of bacon?!
What, preaching his religion, Baconism?
Yea.
- Observers of the Baconist, Ethan Kivlahan.

by Biscuitnade January 10, 2014

Baconism

To over all and genuinly not give a shit even in the slightest about anything

Nick:Dude ur foots on fire
Guy with severe baconism:Oh well it will go out eventually

by Darkesy June 2, 2009

baconisdaddy

Cool

Baconisdaddy is cool

by YooBroo2947 May 1, 2021

Bacontaken

When your mom makes bacon for breakfast and your friends eat it first.

David: Hey dawg, wheres da bacon?

Dawg: Ya'll, it's bacontaken.

by The Real Pajammers on Youtube January 3, 2010

baconslag

Another word used to describe an idiot, usually followed immediately after someone does something stupid. Originally coined by Joe Stafford.

*Tom Bucher-Flynn kicks the football in to the river
Joe Stafford: "Bucher you baconslag!"
*Everyone else laughs

by TheBiggestCheese May 20, 2011

baconsoap

hot sexy person that almost no one likes but people like because im so cool

lali: i love you bacon you my bestie!

toble: whos bacon?

lali: the best person ever!!

toble: not true

baconsoap is so cool! wish they were my friend

by baconnnnn August 8, 2021