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backdoor man

Shake for me girl, i wanna be your backdoor man.
by |Zoso| September 2, 2005
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backdoor draft

Backdoor draft – Military term used to describe the current government policy of keeping troops in the military beyond their original enlistment contracts through the utilization of “stop loss orders” (keeping specific shortage job specialties such as military intelligence and aviation in) and “stop movement orders” (locking down entire units so that troops can’t leave the military or rotate out into another unit). Some troops have spent one to two years serving past their enlistment contract or retirement date.
“Man, it sucks to be SGT Johnson.”
“Why’s that?”
“He had a scholarship to UT set up but now the Army’s keeping him in for another year to send him back to Iraqistan.”
“Is he going to loose his scholarship?”
Probably. Damn backdoor draft.”
by Trav February 10, 2005
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Backdoor Betty

A girl that enjoys anal sex, sometimes even over vaginal sex. This is usually a secret preference, and not advertised by the girl, to avoid jokes and to protect her "reputation" as a "nice" girl.
She'll never admit it, but I've heard that she's a Backdoor Betty!
by TheMaskedMarvel February 1, 2010
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Backloggery

A website created by Drumble that easily allows gamers to keep their backlog in check. Users become inspired to focus their old games, and complete them.
User: Hmm! I've just completed all of my old games on my GameCube!

Man: That must have taken tons of lists and frustration!

User: What? You haven't heard? The Backloggery lets everyday people like us complete our old games easily!
by Backloggery User October 8, 2011
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Backdoor Baptist

A Southern girl who won't have vaginal sex, but will have anal sex, before marriage.
Self explanatory, isn't it?
by Mike January 17, 2005
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Backdoor Burglar

Often found to be carpenters, due to a fondness for wood, a backdoor burglar will glady insert his dowel rod in the one place nature never intended - your bucket of an arse. Like any good burglar, if he spots an opportunity he'll be quick to knock in your brown door and paint it white on the way out.

It is important to stress that unlike ass-bandits, marmite-miners, fudge-packers, butt-pirates and the like, generally speaking a backdoor burglar will plunder your ass without your consent/and or knowledge.

However, particularly fiesty homosexuals will mutually burgle each others arses, due to the fear/excitement of being caught - like the old fashioned game in which you must steal the keys without the other noticing. In this case, replace keys with butt-fudge.
Example 1:

Guy 1: "Dude my ass is sore today, what the hell happened at Mike's party last night."

Guy 2: "Dunno man but you were pretty drunk and I noticed some dodgy pervert hanging around, perhaps you got your backdoor burgled?"

Example 2:

Guy 1: Hey man, shall we go into Club X tonight? My uncle says its good fun.

Guy 2: Maaaaate. Are you a fucking ass bandit? That place is for backdoor burglars ONLY.
by Borkopenny May 13, 2009
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backognize

With a badonkadonk like dat, it is easy to see how anyone could backognize Ritesha.
by Dr. L1 July 27, 2008
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