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Fiber-seeking Backhoe

It's an evil machine hell bent on finding your internet and removing it

A fiber seeking backhoe refers to a backhoe that takes down communication services. Fiber cuts commonly cause Internet outages, usually caused by someone using a backhoe cutting an underground fiber cable.
OMGBBQ, the fiber-seeking backhoe took down my Internets!
by hyp0rbyte April 10, 2011
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Backhoe

A veihicle that has a arm-like attachment that can dig below the serface. Usually a Tractor with a Front-end Loader on the front, and a backhoe on the rear.

Can also refer to a tracked machine with a backhoe up front, but is usually referred to as a Excavator
"We need to dig a trench for the pipe, so we are using a backhoe
by Puffie40 November 17, 2004
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Backhoe Spirit Fingures

Verb.
Def: While a female is giving oral sex to their partner, she scoops the balls with her free hand in a "Backhoe-ish"
type motion and then proceeds to wiggle fingers while testicles are in hand to promote ejaculation.
-example
Jim says,"...so I was banging ole girl last night. She started to blow me and then like a thief in the night, backhoe spirit fingures me like she was in Bring It On 8. Long story short I peed in her butt..."
by Mr. World Famous August 3, 2014
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Canadian Backhoe

When you have buttsex with a chick and pull out and wipe your penis on her father
I fucked this chick last night, but couldn't finish off untill dad came in.I beat him down and gave him the Ol' Canadian Backhoe
by Crappy Diaper September 16, 2008
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Backhoe

1. A Hoe from back in the day.

ex: " Did you see John's new Girlfriend?"

" Yeah, that's Shannon she's a backhoe"
Did you see John's new Girlfriend? Yeah, that's Shannon she's a backhoe.
by Tallguy120 May 27, 2014
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mexican backhoe

Senior swimming pool mucho work, I use mexican backhoe remove el pero poop from your yard! NO

Yo gringos call these scoop shovel real name tijuana mexican backhoe.
by itichie_nocanpo July 5, 2006
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Backhoe

Noun.

The Backhoe is the best piece of equipment to use to dig a big hole. Therefore, Backhoe is what you call someone who gets so caught up in a web of their own lies that he is just digging his own grave. Usually this slander is used most effectively by the party being lied to, when he/she catches the 'Backhoe' lying to his/her face.
Chris: "Dude I just lifted 200lbs right over my head at the gym the other day!"

John: "STFU you Backhoe! When have you ever been to a gym?!"

Chris: "It's true!...I have been"

John: "Ya.. Ok, sure thing Backhoe!"
by GCSRT8 September 4, 2011
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