babybat

Someone part of the goth culture (or trying to be part of it) from the 90's onwards. Generally wears black, moans about no one knowing what goth really is and how goth hasn't been good since the 80's (they weren't even born in the 80's). Some claim to be wiccans or satanists but wouldn't understand either of these beliefs if they hit them in the face and many write poetry or have live journal in which they moan about the decline of music, the mental state of themselves and the state of the world in general.

Popular music with babybats includes HIM, The Cure, Marylin Manson, Funeral for a Friend and for some reason which I don't at all understand: Nirvana (since when was Nirvana goth?). These lyrics whine about life and being different and rarely get political.

For what it's worth, goth actually started out as a good idea: be yourself and see the difference in what others ignore. But now all it is is a bunch of bored teenagers outside Boots on a Saturday imagining what it would be like to smoke weed and yelling at passers by who 'conform to society'.

Goth failed because of a major, yet ridiculously simple flaw in the basis of it's philosophy. It says that we shouldn't conform and that we should be proud of who we are. The reality is that people think they are being different by wearing certain clothes, listening to a certain type of music and really are just conforming to another sterotype. Think about it, what's more individual: having a nose ring, going to some concert, painting your nails black and listening to a band that all your mates know whilst moaning about how life has let you down or wearing what the hell you like, listening to what you like and not caring whether what you like is popular or unpopular?

Goth is just another teen tribe now.

1) Look at those babybats.

by jazzpup February 14, 2005

Babycation

A vacation you go on while pregnant as one last trip before the baby comes.

"We're going on a babycation to Vegas before the baby comes and ruins our lives!" She said happily.

by Krustykrax September 17, 2017

Babybatter spread

When you have reach an erection and have rubbed to hard and a slow white paste has left the tip of the penis and have to spread your dingdong across a flat object.

Yo bro I had to do a babybatter spread last night

On a towel tho right

Nah Jessica's stomach

by 2t0y2le1r February 7, 2021

babycation

Time off from work taken by new parents to go to the hospital/birthing center/Wal Mart/North of US Border in order to give birth to a baby. A babycation optionally includes extra time to get used to having a baby at home. This time is used to get used to getting no sleep, and adjusting to the nigh constant smell of putrid milk associated with baby spit-up.

"Silas' wife is going into labor! Looks like he'll be out for a couple weeks for a babycation."

by jackalheart August 12, 2012

Babyeater

One who feasts upon children from the womb or within the first year from birth.

One who eats lamb meat.

Comes from latin root tu sickum.

Getcho head outta there what are you some babyeater?

by Dill May 4, 2004

Babygate

To restrict someone under the age of 18+ from doing anything or to leave them out of activities simply because they are not 18.
This includes swearing around them, making any innuendos, etc.

John: Hey! Let's go to the park or something.
Stephanie: Uhh.. No thanks.. I'm not going anywhere with Lucas, he's 15. We'll get in trouble.
Lucas: You're just going to babygate me because I'm not 18?

by littlehighlittlelow October 16, 2017

Babyhand syndrome

The disease that makes a Dixie cup look huge in your hand.

Having babyhand syndrome wasn't so bad when I masturbated.

by Marine bcb November 17, 2016