Babysitting

The act of holding onto the pipe for an extended period of time after taking your hit before passing.

Stoner A: Stop babysitting it already and pass it to me.

Stoner B: Oh shnit. My bad. I always to this.

by OG_Epimetheus April 29, 2022

Redneck babysit

The act of ducktaping a small child to the wall, or ceiling.

"I had to redneck babysit my cousin, so i could watch bluecollar last night."

by asdfghnjmk,l.; October 10, 2011

babysitting

holding the weed too long in a group smoking session

yo man, stop babysittin and pass the pipe.

by bankingrules June 24, 2005

babysitter worthy

Similar to Seinfeld’s Elaine’s term sponge-worthy.

This term is attributed to when a single mom must decide whether a date is worth the cost of a babysitter. If the planned date either 1) costs less than the cost of the babysitter or 2) the suitor is not highly desired; the single mom should decline.

He asked her her to dinner at a Vietnamese BYOB restaurant with a $20.00 buffet, she determined that the date was not babysitter worthy.

Rachel said Steve is babysitter worthy because he is fun and he takes her sailing.

by TheGoodTwin March 30, 2020

babysitter's helper

NOUN:
Duct tape, used as a restraint, or for purposes of muffling human speech, cries, or screams.

"I couldn't get the kids to behave, so I threatened to use babysitter's helper on the little ankle-biters and they straightened right up."
"Some babysitter's helper across the mouth might get her to shut up."

by James J. Mitchell August 31, 2006

babysit

To pay little or no attention to your alcoholic beverage, letting it sit idle, while you pretend to nurse it.

Hey Nick, you getting paid to babysit that beer? Need a nipple?

by Walker Kellogg August 21, 2005

babysitting

When you are drinking at a party and you've only had 2 or 3 shots rather then getting hammered with the rest of the crowd.

Ayy why you babysitting man let me show you how it's done!

by stacksinorder October 25, 2012