America's Got Talent

An American TV show based purely on the hardships contestants have faced throughout there lives and not on talent whatsoever. The Judges of the show not only lack The ability to judge true talent, but are not actually Americans themselves.

This is "America's Got Talent"

Judge: "What are you going to do today?"
Contestant: Whistle "Happy Birthday" (starts whistling)
Judge: "I don't think your cut out for the show"
Contestant: "I have terminal cancer"
Judge: "what an emotional story, it's a yes for me"

by TexasChase July 20, 2010

USA Magnited States of America

A magical land, where you are free to do whatever you want. This means you are FREE to text in a THE-A-TER.

Texter: "I was using my PHOONE as a FLASHLIGHT to get to my fuckin' seat. So EXCUSE ME for using MY phone in USA MAGNITED STATES of America where yer-you are FREE to TEXT in a THE-A-TER!"
Alamo Drafthouse: "lol u mad?"

by Ryan Ebson December 10, 2011

Why do you hate America?

For a time after the second Iraq War began on March 20, 2003, dissent against this military action was viewed as unpatriotic by many people in the United States, particularly those on the right end of the political spectrum. Arguments against the war - whatever their merit or basis - were often met by the phrase "why do you hate America"?

Now, several years later, the phrase has gained ironic usage and is more often utilized to emphasize the irrelevance, illogic, or foolishness of the original argument; see examples below.

Original usage:

Person 1: Well, I don't see why we needed to go to Iraq. Clearly Saddam Hussein was no danger to the United States.

Person 2: Why do you hate America?



Current usage:

Person 1: How can people watch professional wrestling? It's so fake.

Person 2: Why do you hate America?

by havick December 17, 2008

Virgin America

A good airline turned into a pile of shit from Alaska Airlines cuz Alaska Airlines bought Virgin America.
Virgin America was the best airline ever. Alaska Airlines wanted to ruin everything and be a fucking party-pooper and buy the best airline ever (aka Virgin America). Fuck Alaska Airlines <3

Virgin America is the best airline ever.

by jojo1107 January 26, 2019

23rd President of the United States of America

Definitely not Funny Valentine, but it's Benjamin Harrison.

23rd President of the United States of America: You thought I'm Funny Valentine but it was me, Benjamin Harrison.

by Im not Dio dude April 24, 2022

Ameria

She’s perfect. She’s a caring and loving person. When Ameria loves you, she loves you with everything she’s got. She a hustler and knows her worth. Never lose an Ameria.

Ameria started a business and saved work hunger.

by anonymous345675 October 1, 2021

I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America

A punk/rock/alternative metal song by Leathermouth (Stylised as LeATHERMØUTH) which was banned from being performed by the FBI. The song threatened the US President and was banned for violating the law against that specific act. The band still performed the song at the 2013 Skate and Surf fest, where Frank Iero encouraged the audience to sing the correct lyrics which weren't forcibly changed by the FBI. Frank Iero is still on the FBI watchlist, and is therefore unable to safely voice his opinions about BLM and ACAB, although he would most certainly be all for the two (as any decent human being should be).

Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: It's "I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America" by Leathermouth
Person 1: Um, ok then, I guess I'll avoid you from now on, as I worship Trump and the US flag on an unhealthy level

by xx_bloody_xx January 2, 2021