assful

1. Of or relating to the ass or the region thereabout.

2. Acting, smelling, tasting, looking, feeling, or sounding in a manner that resembles that of an ass, or very badly.

God damn! This diet Coke tastes assful.

by Tenkin October 17, 2003

fat breasted and awful

An insult. When someone (usually a male) is large and flabby in the breast area and also a terrible person.

Here comes Brian. That kid is fat breasted and awful.

by Brad R December 17, 2006

awful

1. Extremely bad or unpleasant; terrible
2. See sega

Websites owned and operated by sega freaks are often extremely awful and filled with animated gif files and size 72 fonts.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

Awfulize

Awfulize - is the imagining of horrific situations and outcomes that don't yet exist, intense dread, fear, feelings of doom.

"Don't awfulize over what might happen next."

"I'm done awfulizing over that possibility."

by DOC JOE May 14, 2009

Awesful.

Not awesome, not awful, but awesful.

Somewhere in between awesome and awful.

Something that is awesome and awful at the same time.

Person A: "Lets go skydiving."
Person B: "That sounds kind of like an like an awesful idea."

Person 1: "Dude, I bet you can't chug this gallon of milk"
Person 2: "Yeah I can, its gonna be awesful."

Marilyn Manson is an awesful rockstar.

by SchicagoS September 6, 2009

an awfully hot coffee pot

Something Eminem wants to dump on Trump's head

That's an awfully hot coffee pot
Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not
-Eminem

by mr305w0rldwide December 4, 2020

Something Awful

A former comedy website that is now home to Intro to Sociology dropouts who learned everything they know about "progressive" issues from tumblr blogs.

Typical post: ya i dont believe in nationalism because im a soclialist. get me out of this primitive country heh stupid republiKKKans
-AnIronicPotatoWatermelon

I visited Something Awful and learned a lot about the patriarchal heterosexistic cis-gender white conspiracy to victim-shame aborted porn stars.

by saboop August 24, 2012