awk...ward

the way awkward should be spelled.

-how do you spell "awk...ward"?

-Exactly like that.

by pantstore September 17, 2013

Awk-o-taco

It’s an awkward way to say awkward

Damn, that preformance was awk-o-taco

by The fake Donald trump August 16, 2018

awk-o-meter

A device used to measure awkwardness. It never lies and can be very useful in helping you to avoid awkward situations before they can arise.

"Woah wait. I'm not opening that door. My awk-o-meter readings are through the roof."

by INdrrrianaBonez December 26, 2009

Awk Fest

Use to describe an awkward situation involving more than 2 people. It is usually clever to add the current year to end of it.

"I went to a party with my boyfriend, I knew NO ONE. It was totally Awk Fest '05

by Lesley Flynn July 26, 2005

Awk Walk

1. Walking with someone you don't really know. At first, there's conversation, but after you run out of things to say, you walk in silence. Most awkward during long walks.

2. The way the kid walks who smells bad, has curly hair, long neck, and glasses.

1. Me and Jen had an awk walk when heading towards the bus stop.

2. The kid with the awk walk just wiped his snot on his sleeve and tripped!

by White Lynch February 10, 2009

Awk Hawk

(1)a genuinely awkward person or situation (2)the act of facing your palms toward your body,point all fingers excluding thumbs towards each other ,point thumbs upward,move both hands towards each other,inter lock thumbs,flip other 8 fingers up as to look like 2 hawk wings,flap the wings and simultaneosly say "awk hawk" when an awkward situation arises or when a generally awkward person is present.

(1)Phil is such a fucking awh hawk,He creepily hangs around the tanning salon like a pedophile stalker and scares all the young girl customers prompting employees and customers alike to talk shit behind his back! (2) Phil (who is 65 years old) was sliding his hand over towards Cassie"s (who is 17 years old) ugly ass feet ,when I entered the room he quickly tried to move his hand away but was not too smooth with it, he is the biggest awk hawk EVER !!!

by Gian Rachtelli May 1, 2008

Awk block

Variation of cock block; when someone awkward joins the group/conversation causing the person trying to get laid to get cock blocked

Person 1: Bro, did you get some last night?
Person 2: No, fucking John showed up and made everything awkward so we decided to call it a night
Person 1: Get awk blocked, bro -_-

by Hashed Brown June 19, 2011