suspicious

A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumberfield. LOL!

by MikoNightShade September 12, 2003

suspiciously close friends

A state of relationship in which friends treat each other with unusual affection in a carefree manner, outside the context of a formal relationship.

Jenn: "Brett and Karen seem to hang out a lot, are they like a thing?"
Kief: "Naw, they're just suspiciously close friends."

by Carlos Sagan December 19, 2013

Suspicious Grass

The good kush.

My dad held out a baggie of my weed and said “Care to explain this suspicious grass, Son?”

by Merpedewerpe June 2, 2018

suspicious pelican

he is a pelican that is highly suspicious.
Someone: does something
SuspiciousPelican: What a cuck

"Damn he is a suspicious pelican".

by SkyTohru April 15, 2020

suspiciously straight

Someone who is so straight that it must be an act.
Often used by lesbians to describe me.

"Alex is suspiciously straight."
"What do you mean?"
"There's no way they are actually straight"

by FloatingPyro December 13, 2020

suspicious stew

It's me. I'm suspicious stew.

Human: Oh hello name!
Me: No, I'm suspicious stew

by Sushi Coochie February 18, 2021

Yankee Suspicious

When northerners automatically assume that southern hospitality and politeness carries underlying malicious intent.

Northerner: And then she said, "y'all are such a blessing." What a creep, she must be trying to butter me up.

Southerner: That's just how people are in the south. Don't be so yankee suspicious!

by Average Veteran August 29, 2017