Auntie-Christ

an evil and/or oppressive sister of one's mother or father.

have you seen the movie 'Matilda?' Ms. Trunchbull is such an Auntie-Christ!

by T-Train Thompsizzle March 3, 2010

Auntie Circle

Referring to a group of aunties in south Asia eg in India and Pakistan. Generally very misinformed about science, politics, history etc. Commonly involved in the creation and propagation of rumors. Will also often attempt to arrange marriages between their children.

Auntie Meena heard through the auntie circle that food heated in the microwave cooled quicker than food heated in the oven.

The auntie circle gathered to plan their next kitty party.

by chandigarh April 23, 2009

auntie-social

Adjective: When one is socialized among the sisters or sisters-in-law of one's parents.

Noun: A gathering attended by the said sisters and sisters-in-law of one's parents.

I grew up with many aunts in my life; I guess that you could say that I'm auntie-social.

Did you hear about the big auntie-social?

by Lorelili June 14, 2011

Ya auntie

A phrase to replace the answer of a question when not wanting to answer.

‘What’s your favourite subject?’ Ya auntie!!
‘Who is your bestfriend?’ Ya auntie!!

by A3times December 4, 2018

Auntie-Vaxer

Catchall term referring to any non-science believing relative.

My mom's crazy sister is coming - she doesn't 'believe in' the pandemic. She's a total Auntie-Vaxer.

by Kat'O9 November 3, 2021

Deadly Auntie

A Deadly Auntie is commonly known as an older woman who has hickies most of the time from her snags.

A Deadly Aunties favourite place to reside is her snag's vehicle. A Deadly Aunties favourite way to mark their territory is hickies. She is good at dancing too, she’ll snag your man. Bannock bum is a common feature you should look for in a deadly auntie. Furthermore stay away from the deadliness, it will be hard but with deadliness comes craziness too.

(someone uncle) whos that over der lookin deadly?

(cousin) ay, dats my auntie ur talkin about

(someone's uncle) but she's just so deadly, now that I know she's ur auntie I can call her my deadly auntie

(other female cousin #1) ay, I heard that she was trynna snag Samantha's man
(other female cousin #2) pff, she thinks she's so deadly but she's not
(other female cousin #3) yah she even has bannock bum but the men like it

(female cousins #1-3) eeeeeeeeeeee hahaha

(the one and only Deadly Auntie coming in the room) ay, what's all this talk about me not being a deadly auntie cause I'm so deadly I could snag all of ur mans

(female cousins #1-2) oh yah, go hed then

(female cousins #3) yah go hed take their mans (*whispers* but not mine)

by Doctor __Wordsmith March 15, 2022

ass antlers

A direct translations from the German, referring to tatoos, usually found on (young) women, on their backsides, below the belt line and above the cheeks. They look like the paisly designs of the '70's and remind one of the spread of a 7 point buck. Probably used to the same purpose, too

She' got 17 tattos altogether, the newest of which are those ass antlers peeking out over the tops of her jeans.

by hammer hands April 15, 2006