autophile

A man who loves his cars more than women. Autophilia is the innevitable outcome of a man's realization that cars are more reliable, cheaper, and often more attractive than women.

"He spent all of his time in the garage because he was really a closet autophile."

by Max February 25, 2005

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audiophilism

The philosophy of extracting all of the possible sonic and accoustical capabilities out of high fidelity equipment (stereos Home Theaters) into that of a more correct representaion that mimics the original audio recording. This can be done through several methods. The main ingredients for this philosophy are "sepperation and isolation" of audio frequencies, electro magnetic interference, vibration and resonance, and radio frequency interferance. Another ingrediant is that the conductance between electric audio signal transfer must also be kept high with low resistant materials being present within the specific componets circuitry. The most accurate type of amplification of this audio signal must be applied in order to hear music at desired audible levels with the least amount of harmonic distortion.

Through the practice of audiophilism I am able to provide an excellent soundstage and stereo imagery within my accoustically treated listening room.

by Andrew Martin May 4, 2006

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Audiophillia

The practice of gaining sexual pleasure from hearing others when they engaged in sexual activity.

Kim: Wow, thats couple in the next room must be really going at it.

Laurie: I know, its audiophillia. Its such a turn-on.

by Lil Won March 23, 2019

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audiopile

An assemblage of sound gear, with criterions of function and sufficiency paramount over sophistication.

Origin: possibly mid 1970's concert sound reinforcement.

That looks like enough of an audiopile to do the job.

by W. Mark Hellinger January 7, 2008

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