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This guy is an amazing dude he will do anything in his power to support you . he will die for u and support u this man is the best bf loyal and best comapion he is always an w
Auchavian ur so cool
by anonymous February 11, 2022
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Auction Wank

The act of masturbation in which the climax, being an orgasm or ejaculation, is perfectly in sync with some sort of auction (eBay etc).

Created at around the very beginning of eBay, in London, when auctions became affiliated with computer systems. The year of 1995.
'Hey guys, last night I had the best Auction Wank! I came just as I won my new wardrobe!'
by monkeywithamelon March 17, 2013
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Auckland

The biggest city in New Zealand. By Australian and world standards needs to catch up in terms of public transport and livability, although I think this is starting to happen so I am not bitching too much.
Auckland and Wellington are New Zealand's largest cities.
by Paul Ward September 5, 2006
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South Auckland

The home of drip drop hip hop. Everyone dresses and talks like they're from an american ghetto. They don't like their own culture so they pick up the styles of black people in the USA.

They say theyre poor and got no opportunities because they "can't afford shoes for their children" but you go in they house and you see a big ass motherfuckin TV with some special channel thing that lets you watch more tv programs and the kids playing playstation 2!

The dominant gang in south auckland is the "ruthless" killerbees. They are so tough that they like to wear yellow and black clothes to look like a real bee and post pictures of themselves posing on bebo.Most of new zealands well known crap artists come from here and they like to make up some shit about how they went from rags to riches, fags to bitches.

Another thing you gotta "watch out for"/ look at and laugh at are the "street kids" who stand on the corner atleast 2hours a day until their shifts over and go back inside to attack people (on bebo).

Really, i shouldn't diss. It's a ok place which is jacked up to be alot worse than it is by the media. There may be alot of grafiti that people cant be fucked painting over (really, they like it because it gifs them the "G EFFECT"), and alot of people live in state houses, but it pisses you off to come to a place and hear people talkin like bad asses that they see on COPS, when they really need to visit a real ghetto. - New Zealand is ranked the safest place in the world!
South Aucklander: "YEAH BOY, WE RUTHLESS G! COME AROUND MY HOOD - GET FUCKED UP! OTARA G!"

Person from another NZ city: "I was gonna move there, but i see all this bad shit being said about south auckland"

South Aucklander: "YEAH BOI! HARD. NA EH! REPPIN KILLABEEZ OW!"

Person from another NZ city: "Wow, you must be tough, the way you talk... Even if I had enough money i wouldnt go to south auckland because you ruthless gangsters might shoot me with your BB guns or attack me on my bebo page!!!"
by Hector Ricardo October 7, 2009
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Auckland Grammar

A boys school which is very strict. You are seen on your phone and Mr Morton will have it for a instant week. Mr Doolan is the best teacher. Mr O'Connor is a scary guy, who haunts us during assembly at 9AM. Good school with good history. Tryhards are A-H and H-P are the real cool kids.

AGS STUDENT 2020
by Joan Van Niekerk June 22, 2020
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totes aucks

Its, like , basically... living in Auckland
There's, like, no organic sourdough anywhere on Queen Street. Totes Aucks.
by Mancboy October 14, 2014
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Auctioner

A person in the passenger seat of an automobile that forgets they are giving directions to the driver only to yell the direction to turn multiple times at an unintelligible speed at the driver as the car goes past the desired turn.
I was giving Sara a Chicago Meat Hook last ni... Left!!! left!! left!! left!!!!!!! You missed the turn Gilligan!

I'd have made it if you were paying attention instead of waiting till the last second and doing the auctioner.
by Maybeillcatchfire September 28, 2008
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