Attendmyfuneral

Gay tiktoker and Instagram star who is mean to me

Failingtobecool: attendmyfuneral just said I should kms

Person 2: you should you won’t stop posting about baldsday and it’s making everyone cry

by Failingtobecool April 11, 2022

cart attendant

A Cart Attendant is someone that fetches carts outside and gets them brought back in the store or around it. Also does backup cashiering, stocking, trash, restrooms, carry outs, and a lot more to do.

Target, Super One, Festival Foods, Best Buy, Walmart, Menards, Kmart, grocery stores, carts, Attendant, Cart Attendant, Cart Pusher.

by Ron Davison April 14, 2014

Bite Attendant

A waitress or waiter in a lower end restaurant.

Could you please grab the Bite Attendant the next time they come by the table

by OmegAMan-1 August 22, 2019

Defensive Attendance

Attending a meeting where you are optional or not invited at all just to make sure you can deflect any work assignments that come out of it. Wasting an hour to save hours.

I don't have any questions for the speaker. Mine was merely defensive attendance.

by PsychoPuppyDad May 11, 2022

boston flight attendant

The one who serves the best head. Giver of super noodles.

Dodo-Yo nick? What's good?

Nick- bro I just got a Boston flight.
Dodo-who was the Boston flight attendant?

Nick- some beezie I forgot her name

by Nicks_lit June 12, 2018

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

flight attendant

The person who waits on you on planes. Guys are usually gayer than Christmas at Macy*s. I don't say that in a disparaging way as I am gay myself. They and their usually straight female coworkers usually have ADHD and think of serving peanuts and drinks in a cramped tube with stale, sick air circulating is somehow glamorous. They usually didn't go to or finish college.

How to piss off a flight attendant: Hey Mary, you fucking Waffle House waitress of the skies! Pull the lead out of your ass and bring me some more peanuts and another glass of pineapple juice! And make it snappy!

by Jason H. in Memphis August 3, 2010