astrologonaught

Someone who unquestionably believes in astrology and has their head so far in the stars, they have no connection with earth.

This random astrologonaught thinks they know all about me because I’m born on December 12 but, neglects to acknowledge that according to recent observations by NASA, my sign should actually be Ophiuchus.

by thekevinphillips March 21, 2019

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astral shifting

Astral shifting is where the Shifter goes into the spirit world (astral plane) and shifts there. It can take a while to work yourself into the right frame of mind for this, so it's not as easy as aura shifting, which you can do anywhere and get away with. Dreaming of shifting into your animal form or of being in your animal form counts as Astral Shifting also.

I had a Astral shifting today i went into my astral plane

by nighttherian September 19, 2016

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Astruc

A truck for hauling ass or a super sexy writer.

That Ford Ranger is a totally tricked Astruc--it has a blueprinted 427 side oiler. And really nice tits.

by Randy Goodman November 10, 2008

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Astrology

An idea that is irrational and not based on evidence commensurate with the extraordinary nature of the claim.

The belief that the cosmos operates in conjunction with the benalities of our love lives, interactions and career oppurtunites, etc.

Astrology is bogus...

by jazz4 November 14, 2011

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Astral Procumtion

When you put a napkin or tissue over your paranormal peen and then ejaculate propelling the tissue into the air. While it is in the air you must say "Oooo Spooky," or you get visited by the Spiritual Semen.

Bro I just commenced Astral Procumtion. "Oooo Spooky".

by The butter man January 14, 2020

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