astrology

A barbaric,, pseudo-scientific, personality model used to explain away a person's neuroticism by measuring the trajectory of big rocks in the sky.

Person 1: I like dogs because I'm a Libra!
Person 2: Astrology is fake.
Person 1: Astrology is not fake.
Person 2: You're an idiot.

by cyberphonic January 15, 2011

Astrodome

Receiving a blow job while being extremely high or in space

I got supa high and when i got home my bitch ga'me some astrodome

by willyt248 February 5, 2009

Astrology

Astro (star) nomy (a specified area of knowledge) therefore astronomy is a branch of science studying space and celestial objects. And there is also Astro (star) ology (denotes a subject of study or interest) so what’s the difference between astrology and astronomy?

Quite simple really. Astrology is full of shit. It claims the position of the stars influence on your mood like ok Tiffany it doesn’t excuse you for being a bitch

Dumb bitch-omg watch out he is such a Virgo

Me- you mean a virgin?
Dumb bitch-noo astrology

Me- stfu

by Gay sex god💯💯😤😤 June 6, 2021

astronomy

Astronomy is the scientific study of celestial objects such as stars, planets, comets, and galaxies.

when i grow up i want to study astronomy

by omfgnowayitssamm October 14, 2007

Astronomy

A scientific study for those who seek to understand the intricate ways of other worlds and galaxies because they’ve given up trying to fathom the ways of this one.

"I didn’t see this coming when I left Kansas for the Windy City. At the time I was in college, Loyola University, majoring in astronomy. Why astronomy? Simple, there wasn’t anything on Earth that could motivate me enough to go to an 8 AM class on a half-way regular basis."

My Keys to Success
Published in Crosscurrents Magazine 2006

by nethcev! August 20, 2006

astrologonaught

Someone who unquestionably believes in astrology and has their head so far in the stars, they have no connection with earth.

This random astrologonaught thinks they know all about me because I’m born on December 12 but, neglects to acknowledge that according to recent observations by NASA, my sign should actually be Ophiuchus.

by thekevinphillips March 21, 2019

Astrology

An idea that is irrational and not based on evidence commensurate with the extraordinary nature of the claim.

The belief that the cosmos operates in conjunction with the benalities of our love lives, interactions and career oppurtunites, etc.

Astrology is bogus...

by jazz4 November 14, 2011