(Serbian): the result of trying to say something interesting and eloquent but at the same time witty and cool, and failing miserably.
See also: quasi-intelligent bullshit.
See also: quasi-intelligent bullshit.
- Hey, man, did you hear that new Wu-Tang joint? It's hot as hell!
- Oh yeah, I've been enjoying it thoroughly. Ghost's interweaved street slang and melodic flow just compliment Meth's cadence so brilliantly. It's a fucking masterpiece. And the social implications are...
- Dude, fuck you, if I wanted someone to ruin the song for me with a bunch of asthmaflowština, I'd have gone straight to VojOa.
- Oh yeah, I've been enjoying it thoroughly. Ghost's interweaved street slang and melodic flow just compliment Meth's cadence so brilliantly. It's a fucking masterpiece. And the social implications are...
- Dude, fuck you, if I wanted someone to ruin the song for me with a bunch of asthmaflowština, I'd have gone straight to VojOa.
by Miloš September 3, 2005
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Steve: Yo I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail
David: For what?
Steve: I gave that girl the asthmatic-hitler and she died
David: Sucks man..
David: For what?
Steve: I gave that girl the asthmatic-hitler and she died
David: Sucks man..
by Normal dude 44 March 7, 2011
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by J7MC925 October 9, 2016
Get the asthma mug.Imagine life except breathing is not an option.
Imagine life except when ever you dare try to run your lungs just say ‘aight Ima head out’.
Imagine life except you have to carry this little blue, green, purple or orange tube around that could potentially save your life at any moment.
Imagine life except whenever you’re on a school trip or in sport class you’re constantly grilled about having your medication.
Imagine life except you’re repeatedly called lazy for physically not been able to take another step.
There are a whole bunch of serious definitions here so go check those out, anyways, gotta go grab my inhaler for I have randomly started choking ✨✨
Imagine life except when ever you dare try to run your lungs just say ‘aight Ima head out’.
Imagine life except you have to carry this little blue, green, purple or orange tube around that could potentially save your life at any moment.
Imagine life except whenever you’re on a school trip or in sport class you’re constantly grilled about having your medication.
Imagine life except you’re repeatedly called lazy for physically not been able to take another step.
There are a whole bunch of serious definitions here so go check those out, anyways, gotta go grab my inhaler for I have randomly started choking ✨✨
Guy 1: You good there buddy?
Asthmatic: -uncontrollable wheezing-
Guy 2: CATCH ME!
Asthmatic: -deep breath- just let me.. -breath- catch my.. -crackly breath- breath..
Asthmatic: -loud panting- could you please get my ventolin?
Guy 3: Is it this blue thingy?
Asthmatic: -pumping sound followed by an inhale- yes thankyou.
Teacher: Asthmatic’s name do you have your inhaler?
Asthmatic: No sorry I left it at home.
Teacher: Pink slip.
Asthmatic: BRUH.
Guy 4: Gosh, is it that hard to keep going? Stop been lazy.
Asthmatic: Sorry, is my inability to properly breathe right now of no concern to you? I have asthma dumbass.
Asthmatic: -uncontrollable wheezing-
Guy 2: CATCH ME!
Asthmatic: -deep breath- just let me.. -breath- catch my.. -crackly breath- breath..
Asthmatic: -loud panting- could you please get my ventolin?
Guy 3: Is it this blue thingy?
Asthmatic: -pumping sound followed by an inhale- yes thankyou.
Teacher: Asthmatic’s name do you have your inhaler?
Asthmatic: No sorry I left it at home.
Teacher: Pink slip.
Asthmatic: BRUH.
Guy 4: Gosh, is it that hard to keep going? Stop been lazy.
Asthmatic: Sorry, is my inability to properly breathe right now of no concern to you? I have asthma dumbass.
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“Dude what’s that on your neck and why are you limping”
-Looks at hickey and remembers falling up the stairs-
“Oh I got asthma in my knees”
“Sounds legit”
-Looks at hickey and remembers falling up the stairs-
“Oh I got asthma in my knees”
“Sounds legit”
by RoddyBBC May 30, 2019
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