Asstard

Not quite an asshole, retard, or a bastard but, a asstard!

That guy is a big asstard.

by Robspace August 17, 2010

dumb-asstarded

a person who is retarded in a funnny way

YO, you slipped on a banana, you are so dumb-asstarded!!

by Greene Blob August 16, 2006

Asstard

Someone who is intelligent and has common sense but chooses not to use either.

Wow...he/she sure is a asstard.

by Paco de luna December 05, 2019

Asstard

Someone who acts like a completely clueless asshole and has no clue your talking badly about them to your friends

Do you remember how much of an Asstard you were last night Dave? Y'all he was hanging from the fans an doing cartwheels

by PiggyMama7 January 08, 2020