asspiss

When you have such violent diahorreoa that you are basicly pissing out of your ass.

Damn, after that curry I had a huge asspiss.
After being in China for a few weeks, all the members of Panda room had had afew ass pisses.
Damn that asspiss is runny as shit!

by eddy April 7, 2005

Asspactory

synonymous with "jail"

Bubba and John say they is gonna get married. They met in the Asspactory a while back when Bubba was doin' two years for aggravated sodomy.

by Dr. Manuel April 20, 2004

assphoon

The results of a particularly bad case of indigestion. Its trademark is having both rain (diarrhea) and wind (gas).

After eating Chinese yesterday, I had one hell of an assphoon

by Ebonyks January 16, 2008

assphyx

A mysterious, unknown animal

Flatman: "Oh shit, what in the hell was that?"
Kyle: "It looked like an assphyx to me..."

by Bumppoman July 17, 2010

assoplasty

assoplasty; surgically repair damage or injury to one's arse. Also performed to improve the appearance of one's ass with the use of implants (such as those used to bring the visual effects of a "ghetto booty" to someone with a small ass or no ass at all).

She fell and tore her ass on a nail sticking out of the floor. The surgeon had to perform an assoplasty to sew it back together.

The small white girl had no ass at all. She had to have the surgeon perform an assoplasty and have implants placed in her cheecks to give her a lucious ghetto booty like J-Lo has.

by Der Kommisar October 19, 2010

assphincteration

The act of suffocating as a rusult of having your head shoved too far up your own ass.

There seemed to be no end to her attempts to dazzle everyone with b.s. Thankfully, she eventually succumbed to assphincteration.

by darkpixie August 12, 2012

Asspants

Pants that are used to cover the asscheek(s) and asshole. Most of the time it is used to cover dick/vagina/both. Sometimes used as napkins after masturbation.

Dad I swear, that's just lotion on my asspants.

by Autism Penis December 12, 2019