ASSPAT

1. Noun: Person affiliated with the act of constantly praising, recommending, or incessant over-dramatization and comments,in order to promote an individuals work, or the individual themself.

2. noun: ACRONYM for American Society of Sycophants, Puppets, or Total Shills (A.S.S.P.A.T.S.)

3.Verb: The act of asspat-ing.

Phil is such an asspat, he's always bustin my nuts about getting more done, but if I was runnin the place he'd be praising my farts for their bouquet!

by Kaptain Kaos March 15, 2009

Asspiration

The often prolonged desire of one sexual partner to give his (or her) sexual partner anal sex.

Jack had major asspirations for Jill for four months before working up the nerve to tell her. Little did Jack know, Jill and her strap-on had some asspirations of her own.

by silentbobsaidso March 17, 2015

assitude

the way or style in which someone walks with his or her buttocks when viewing them from behind.

feeling really groovy in her new jeans, veronica really turned heads with her assitude.

by von wenkel March 11, 2004

Asspiration

Noun: A combination of the words "ass" and "perspiration". Sweaty butt syndrome.

"Can I take a shower dude? that long drive and my leather seats left me with a mad case of asspiration."

by Saint Rosa August 1, 2008

assnitz

adj.- an induvidual whose inane chatter is better suited for the rectum. pl- assni

Jason really needs to shut up. He is turning into an assnitz.

by Kaptn Eric of the Hobby Land May 19, 2005

son of an assbitch

A derogatory term, which denotes that one's father is a homosexual, and happens to be the catcher.

"Hey man, lemme get some of your tater tots."

"Fuck off, you sorry son of an assbitch."

by mcklucker October 8, 2007

asstits

When a woman with a large ass wears lowrise jeans causing her large cheeks to resemble a pair of titties.

Man that bitch has some huge asstits!

by Burn my legs June 15, 2005