asspelunker

1.) A derogatory word used inplace of homosexual. 2.) One who spelunks asses, usually with their penis.

"That Bruce is one hell of an asspelunker."

by Baal September 14, 2003

asspennies

Noun, Pennies of US currency that have been in the rectum of someone voluntarily placing them there, and then returning the soiled pennies back into active circulation. Very anarchist/chaotic, but uncivil and immature.

"Jerry just paid that lady at the gas station with 2 of his asspennies.

by TSquent January 15, 2008

assbeef

The inner meat of the anus.

Ah god! Look at that goatse! you can see his assbeef!!

by BBN September 14, 2003

assbeef

An external, exposed part of the rectum. Usually occurs as a result of anal sex with insufficient lubrication and a quick removal of the penis or other object.

I had my penis in her butt and she pulled away too quick. Now she has assbeef.

by Dan September 10, 2004

asspelonking

1) going deep on any given subject.
2) anally profound.

1) Oh no, let's not start asspelonking over that same old thing again , now shall we...
2) The doctor had to investigate him rectally and it sure looked asspelonking!

by C4PROOF August 19, 2003

Alspeep

Like being asleep, but in front of a computer.

Rubnik fell alspeep after a 30 hour World of Warcraft session.

Alspeep is a real word.

by NotSwineherd July 16, 2006

Assphemy

irreverent or blasphemous behavior toward the ass of another; speaking poorly of another's gluteus

A:"That girl has no ass. I wouldn't want to tap that." B:"No way man, that's assphemy. She's got some cakes."

by mattandalbc January 7, 2011