assmonkey

A person who is hyper, by nature, much like a monkey and usually enjoys making an ass out of themselves for the enjoyment of others.

That girl was so drunk at the party, she acted like an assmonkey when she danced on the table with her shirt tied around her head.

by Lesberita June 24, 2008

Assmonkey

A drunk friend who grabs your ass

"when jason drinks, my ass isn't safe around that assmonkey!"

by avaquato January 15, 2004

ass monkeys

A gay guy who got aids from anal.
comes from the fact that aids started out from people eating monkeys infected with aids. After which some aids infected people would fuck other gay guys.

dude bob over there has ass monkeys.

get yourself tested first I dont wanto end up with ass monkeys

by marshaofmaine12345 February 7, 2008

assmonkey

a person who has monkey grip and always talks about ass

you fucking assmonkey

by gfb4life November 8, 2016

ass monkeys

when you're surprised

'holy ass monkeys you scared me!!!'

by Seniorchineseman June 15, 2018

assmonkey

Donald Trump Junior

All other definitions of the word assmonkey here are describing Donald Trump Junior just perfect!

by oxytocynic_official November 15, 2021