assmunch

a purveyor of unacceptably annoying acts, usually due to sheer incompetence rather than maliciousness; one who is irritating, frustrating, dweebtastic, or otherwise mock-worthy.

it took the guy at the sandwich shop 20 minutes to make my sandwich- what an assmunch. it still tasted good though, but c'mon, 20 minutes? fuck that.

by Viktor II August 28, 2007

assmouf

someone who has shit breath

derrick stuck your toothbrush in his ass.. haha assmouf!

by billyp01 January 13, 2009

assmonger

One who sells donkeys on the street.

A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.

by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

assman

Cosmo Kramer

As seen as Seinfeld.

by TV man. February 18, 2003

Assmazing

An amazing girl with an incredible ass

Alicia is Assmazing.

by Alicialover202 December 2, 2009

assmeg

lowest form of human intelligence

Mephisto thinks he's the shiz-nit, but he's nothing but an assmeg.

by Anonymous March 22, 2003

Assmouth

A term used to insult the band Smashmouth.

Please change the channel, I hate listening to Assmouth.

by Big Meat011 October 15, 2011