assload

More than a lot and a ton. but less than a shitload and a fuck-ton.

Wow that is an assload of money

by darkrebel08 July 14, 2009

assology

the analysis and study of ass.

when i grow up i want to be an assologist.

i am going to study assology at university.

by veeloveshotmoms April 28, 2021

assload

the amount of an object one could fit into their ass.

He could fit 20 ping-pong balls in his ass. It was quite an assload.

by fainting goat September 24, 2010

blow an assload

to deficate, often violently.

"I drank budweiser last night, and this morning I woke up early because I had to blow an assload."

by waltermitty September 16, 2004

asslol

A person who constantly dribbles copious amounts of crap containing at least some degree of hilarity. It is has been hypothesised that said "asslols" subsist on a strict diet of both sausage lols and casserlol. It has also been surmised that as children they played mainly with lollerskates and barbie lols.

Asslol: My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli the other day...

Person: OMG really? That is so sad and unfortunate...

Asslol: Yeah... A strong currant pulled him in.

Person: Dude you are such a fucking asslol.

by Shazz058 January 13, 2009

assload

Per the TV show "Selfie" episode "Nugget of Wisdom," a quantity of twenty-five thousand (25,000) items or occurrences.

An estimated 50,000 calls a year--so, two assloads.

by Pietro Aretino February 26, 2015

assdogfoot

Something that smells incredibly gross, like the combination of ass, dogs, and feet.

I had to get out Brandon's house - it was totally assdogfoot inside.

by Bellebie August 7, 2006